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About Me

I have an ebay habit.

Hazelnut is the best nut which is associated with chocolate.

Learning to skate when you're 19 is not nearly as cool as it was when you were 14. People just think you're a dick.

I have a preference for button up shirts.

I am always disappointed when I purchase something for $3.90 with a $5 note and I get $1.10 back. I always feel slightly cheated.

These days I get my kicks from my electric toothbrush.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that isn't a shit person.

My Blog

Tedium of fulltime retail work.

Working at IGA has ceased to be the tedious job of a high school kid. No longer do I work 5 hours a week so that I can drink myself stupid on the weekend. As it is currently uni holidays I am working ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:31:00 GMT

Malcolm in Vietnam.

I am going close to being the most excited person on the face of the earth.  I have just purchased my tickets to Vietnam.  For those not in the know, my girlfriend Liz is teaching English ov...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:35:00 GMT

Pocket Trumpet

Today when I arrived home from my place of study, I was greeted by the arrival of the package which I had awaited with much anticipation.  Yes good folks, it was (and continues to be) my pocket t...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:06:00 GMT

The Epic Adventures in NZ

Well folks looks like its blog time again, and what a blog this shall be.  I have recently returned from 10 days of frolicking about New Zealand with two comrades (Sam Bailye and Danny Harley). S...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:15:00 GMT

My goldfish is watching me.

Due to popular demand (ie. one person) I have decided to post a short story that i handed in for a grade 11 assingnment.  It was for an unconventional short story.  My teacher failed me and ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:01:00 GMT

Keeping up to date.

Hey Mr./Mrs. Blog-reader. Now that salutations have been exchanged its time to get stuck into this blog.  Now a few things have occurred recently that lets be honest can only enhance the wacky...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 00:30:00 GMT

3 weeks

3 weeks till uncledom.  And it's got me thinking.  Will I be a good uncle?  I've noticed that while around my mate's younger siblings that I talk inappropriately or swear a bit.  T...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:52:00 GMT

After a week of mayhem

After a week of mayhem and confusion, I am finally a happy man. I have handed in two assignments, done an oral and started writing again. Both the oral and the assignments were for subjects that, le...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:52:00 GMT