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Corey

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I sleep with a fan on for the "background noise" but i can't go to bed before 1am or I feel like i'm missing something. I'm addicted to all aspects of the internet and I have a soon to be five year old daughter whom I adore and miss every minute of every day.

I lost my left eye on my 18th birthday in a poker game in TJ, and my virginity to a 63 year old ex-prostitute with a small coldsore on her bottom lip. Sometimes I can get a bit "addicted" to my work and it's hard to get away (Ho-hum, the life of a pornstar). I keep a naked Barbie Doll in my pocket all the time and love the smell of skunk in the morning.

I laugh out loud when I'm alone and sometimes in VERY dark theaters. I am one of those people that do that thing at that certain time. WORD!

I've recently moved back from Indy to be closer to my daughter. I've gotten brave and went into business for myself and finally trying to be a big boy and find a house for me and my gracie-kat.

My Interests

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My Blog

My High School Kicks ASS!

Check it out! My High School is in the news! http://www. msnbc. msn. com/id/24111771/ I've have never been more proud... sniffle.
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:01:00 GMT

The Hunt for Red October!!!!

Yeah, so thank you to all that have listened to me rambling all week and kinda all month about the Cardnials and the World Series and all of that. None of the people I talk to it about give a rat's as...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:46:00 GMT

Crisis in Our Nation's Pants

I saw this on t.v. a few weeks go and thought it was just amazingly perfect. ..>
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 20:18:00 GMT

Are people just too ignorant to notice?

Ok, so occassionlly I like to stroll through the massive amounts of photos on Yahoo! Personals. CALM DOWN! It's not really to pick up anyone, I don't have a profile on there, but because I seem t...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:55:00 GMT

A sad day in Cooperstown.

It's a sad day in Cooperstown, indeed. Apparently, Cory Lidle, the 34-year-old New York Yankees starting pitcher, died today after his Cirrus personal plane crashed into a 50-story Manhattan...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:40:00 GMT

Good times had by all my ass!!!

So I could kill you, you know who you are, for your asses just being maybe a little TOO drunk and TOO stupid!!LOL. I'm going to be nice and withold names of rude drunken idjits. Apparently THEY though...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 18:20:00 GMT

FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!

Well, Saturday night, even after my run in with the tree bark, I went and saw Charlie Murphey (Eddie Murphey's bother and Dave Chappell's Friend) at the Music Mill. CHARLIE MURPHEEEY!!! Eh, I was sati...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 18:33:00 GMT

I'm coming out of the booth!

Well, I guess everyone knows by now that saturday morning, approximately 3:00AM, somehwere in the region of 116th and Towne Rd (I THINK), the road mysteriously turned into wet grass and a tree ran out...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 15:15:00 GMT

Since when did my office become DisneyLand??

Ok. Now, why is it that when Client's bring kids into the office, which by the way I would never do nor recommend because they may go home dead, they always seem to find there way into my office? The ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:16:00 GMT

Opinonated Dribble: GAY MARRIAGE

OK, so here goes my first shot at some true opinionated crapola I think about. Gay Marriage; RELAX PEOPLE!!! I don't get it. I guess i'm just not some psycho conservative religious fanatic. I mean, I...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 15:30:00 GMT