GOONIES
A kool ass crazy chick dat likes 2 have fun, but at da same tyme can b serious. Someone dat as a plan 4 theirselves, going in da rite direction r is in college like me..........
Name: Reece "Da Infamous JoFFee J.R.
Birthdate: October 6
Birthplace: Frankfurt Germany
Current Location: Everywhere
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'10
Weight: 156
Piercings: 2
Tatoos: 2
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Um...Um........waitin 4 wifey
Overused Phraze: Kool,Kool
FAVORITES
Food: Anything I ain't got 2 pay 4 (playin everything)
Candy: Reese's
Number: 6 & 32
Color: Red
Animal: White Tiger
Drink: swEEt tEa
Alcohol Drink: cRoWN RoyAL, grown man drinkin
Bagel: Fucka Bagel
Letter: M
Body Part on Opposite sex: Everything
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pEAch soDA
McDonalds or BurgerKing: waFFle House
Strawberry or Watermelon: sTRawbeRRy
Hot tea or Ice tea: swEEt tEa
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:
Kiss or Hug: Both with a LiL Sex on da side
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Neither phase me
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary da shyt out of me movies
Love or Money: I love money, but love ain't bad
YOUR...
Bedtime: R U serious....GroWn aZZ mAN!!!
Most Missed Memory: Being with ur mom on sunday afternoon drinkin tea
Best phyiscal feature: ME period
First Thought Waking Up: Damn tyme 2 take ova da world again
Goal for this year: Findin wifeyn Goon Squad cummin out on top
Best Friends: Goon Squad Fam
Weakness: None cum 2 mine
Fears: Ugly Bytches
Heritage: Striaght nigga
Longest relationship: 2 yrs.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Damn Rite
Ever Smoked: Yea
Pot: Yea, not anymore
Ever been Drunk: too many tymes
Ever been beaten up: yea I got jumped
Ever beaten someone up: of course
Ever Shoplifted: yea
Ever Skinny Dipped: When I take a bath
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Wat type of question is dat
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Don't matter, as long as her eyes don't lie
Favorite Hair Color: Depends
Short or Long: Jus make sure it's Real
Height: Shorter then me
Style: Real chick
Looks or Personality: Personality, BUT don't fuck wit no ugly bitches
Hot or Cute Sexy
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny wit a LiL icecream scoop booty
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 2 many 2 count
What country do you want to Visit: Brazil
How do you want to Die: Peaceful
Been to the Mall Lately: I stay n it
Do you like Thunderstorms: They don't phase me
Get along with your Parents: Most of da tyme, striaght momma boy
Health Freak: Nope
Do you think your Attractive: Hell YEa, who doesn't
Believe in Yourself: of Course
Want to go to College: Fay State already
Do you Smoke: Not anymore
Do you Drink: Of course
Shower Daily: Nigga du u shower daily
Been in Love: Yea, lookin 4 it again
Do you Sing: N da Shower
Want to get Married: Sum day
Do you want Children: 2 one I can take care of n 1 she can take care of (playin yea 2)
Have your future kids names planned out: NEXT
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Already lose it, so doesn't matter
Hate anyone: A couple of niggas, if u don't fuck wit da Goons u can fall into dis list
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
My right hand man Jason "Dat Nigga" Smith, dis is fam rite here. We chill 24/7 not on no homo shyt but I got love 4 mi man. If u got a problem wit him then u got a problem wit me point blank. Dis ain't only mi goon but mi bestfriend n nuthin cums between dat. Mi goon D-Smooth, dis nigga is also fam. Mi nigga is gone 2 basic n shyt. Damn I miss mi nigga it jus ain't da same wit out him here but dis is another nigga I trust cuz he is jus dat real. King JoFFee Da Great, da nigga dat alwayz has mi back. No matter wat da problem is, I can alwayz count on dis nigga. Fee is da nigga dat showed a nigga da ropes bout how dis whole shyt works dat's y I fuck wit him. He is a goofy nigga but he ain't no BYTCH so fuck wit him at ur own risk. Mi crazy ass goon Paco, I basically grew up wit dis nigga, so da love is there. I fuck wit Paco cuz we bout da samething MONEY. He is a down 2 earth nigga dat I can relate 2. Mi asshole roommate Rob or as I like 2 call him Mr. Dc himself. Dis nigga right here is a straight asshole but u have 2 luv it. He stays clownin, he makes things interesting, dat's Y I fuck wit him.
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