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dan

About Me

Self-styled tv guru, retired president, aging lothario, lady who lunches, proverbially "out-to-lunch", knitter extrodinair, founder, bounder and cad. Ad infinitum myspace bollocks.Escapism, going places, coming back, dancing with people, hatching plans, concrete, windows, Wiltshire, adventures.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Artists, aristos, gypsies, politicos, cantankerous people, partners in crime and a good lawyer...

My Blog

things i don't like 2

When my lovely, endearing clumsiness becomes hopeless, misjudged ineptitude. Oh the deflating regret.
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:00:00 GMT

things i don't like 1

taxi RAGE. I spent 20 minutes running and jumping and flailing and gesticulating and waiving my fists at tottenham court road. nothing but loud swear words passed my lips. i fought back the ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:14:00 GMT

things i like 2

Old ladies buying stout.Being asked directions at Waterloo in the rain twice and knowing the answer both times.Kids learning stuff on public transport - - "Mummy it says E. M. B. A. N. K. M. E. N. T. ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:58:00 GMT

things i like 1

the forced social interaction created by almost-blind people at bus stops
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:24:00 GMT

myspace name games

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and first street name)oscar john2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mum’s side, your favorite candy)cecil fudge3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAM...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:09:00 GMT

the hills are alive with the sound of grenaides

i got a graphite pencil through security at heathrow. they took the guy behind me's aftershave, the woman in front's comb, the guy next too me's pencil, and we had to take our shoes off but i got my l...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:17:00 GMT

my cyber life makes my real life make sense...

I'm new to this myspace malarky right. So does this happen often? I was trawling "University of the Arts", you know just browsing, seeing if anyone's around who I know, and I thought I recognised some...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 07:54:00 GMT