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NINJA

About Me

Ninjas are incredibly wise, and they show it with the way they can read their surroundings. For instance, the ninja can tell what time it is just by looking at a cat's eye. The ninja is a very competent hand-to-hand fighter. They were trained from birth to fight with their hands and feet. They were so skilled that they knew where and how to hit to paralyse, or even kill when needed.Ninja don't sweat.Bullets can't kill a ninja.Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

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Whatever you may ask as a mark, i will not fail. Send me a note telling me who the mark is and why. Let me know if there is a note you'd like to leave for them to read. Example "A note from {your name}: Enjoy your assassination." You may choose where and how they die. Those friends in my list are those for whom I have worked for or who have been assassinated and choose to remain acquantances for later purposes. Not everyone of my employers are in my list for obvious reasons. Not everyone in my list is an employer. I choose no sides and work for anybody who gives me reason enough. For those of you fools who think you can kill me, you cannot. I am ninja, I am always ready, you will never find me.