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--Info--
Name:: jeffrey adam bittner
Nicknames:: sporadic addict
Birthplace:: j-town, pa
Current Location:: p-burgh, pa
Hair Color:: brown
Eye Color:: brown
Height:: 5' 8"
Weight:: sigh...we dont like to talk about these things..
Tatoos?:: nope
Piercings?:: not yet
Overused Phrase:: sigh, ... , fuck
--Your--
Bedtime:: around 3 or 4 in the morning usually
Best Physical Feature:: looks aren't THAT important, right?
Most Embarassing Moment:: god, theres been way too many. adding a glissando to the nielsen concerto during my jury last year is probably at the top of the list though
Most Missed Memory:: ireland
First Thought When You Wake Up:: "i guess my first class isn't really that important"
Weakness:: sometimes jess wins yahoo pool. this is my only weakness.
Best Friends:: i hate picking favorites
Goal For The Year:: decide how im going to make my millions.
Greatest Fears:: not making my millions.
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King...: yuck.
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: whatever, as long as it isn't nasty
Chocolate or Vanilla...: depends on my mood
Water or Milk...: water. people shouldn't drink nasty fluid thats excreted from cows. we aren't baby cows. we sholdn't drink cow milk. yuck. cheese is okay though... :-)
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: coffee
Hugs or Kisses...: sex.
Cats or Dogs...: dogs...and kenny and mitchell
Summer or Winter...: i like both in different ways
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: scary movies
Love or Money...: love. LOL. who am i kidding? MONEY!
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: green
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: whatever
Perferred Hair Color:: whatever
Short Hair or Long Hair...: whatever
Perferred Height:: around mine
Perferred Weight:: person
Looks or Personality...: laid back, someone who can have a decent conversation about something other than themselves
Hot or Cute...: cute
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: skinny.
--Favs--
Number:: 27
Food:: late night pizza
Type of Music:: fuck music.
Candy:: sour patch kids. snickers.
Color:: green
Animal:: puppies
Drink:: rum and coke
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: giggle...
Movie:: man, there are just way too many good movies. i like BORAT the most right now though.
Past Time:: lets think...NOT elementary school, NOT middle school, NOT highschool, i guess i just really havent enjoyed life that much.
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: yes
Smoked?: yes
Been Beaten Up?: no
Bullied Someone?: no
Skinny Dipped?: i wish
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: probably when i was little and thought it was super cool or something
Toliet Papered Someones House?: nope...but ive done cars/motorcycles
Played Poker W/ Money?: yes
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: no
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: no
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: no
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: yep
Went Camping?: yep
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: yes...and other various places
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: no
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: no
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: i do it all the time
Danced In The Rain?: look, i just really wanted to have a life changing 'garden-state-like-' moment. it was fun.
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: yeah...sometimes i take things too far
Been On Stage?: yes, more times than i can count.
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: probably
Been To A Nude Beach?: not yet.
Cursed In Church?: yes
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: probably
Burnt Yourself?: yes
Been Dumped?: things usually just fall apart and its a mutual dump-fest
Dumped Someone?: see previous question
Been In Love?: probably not
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: what?
Wanted To Be A Model?: who doesn't want to be beautiful?
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: lol...yes
Bought Lottery Tickets?: yep
Made Out In A Car?: i dont think so
Cried During A Movie?: yep
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: yes
Made Love On The Beach?: no
Shoplifted?: probably not
Seen Someone Shoplift?: yes
Hung Up On Someone?: yes
Yelled At Your Pet?: yes
Gotten Seasick?: YES. that damn boat ride from doolin to the aran islands
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: yep
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: YES! jk, no, i can't say i've ever experienced that
Stalked Someone?: sort of
Had A Stalker?: not that i know of
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: yes
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: yes
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: yes
Protested?: indirectly...but not with like signs and stuff
Been To An Island?: yep
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: sigh, yeah
Screamed In A Library?: no
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: no
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: no
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: yes
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: yes
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: no
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: lol...when i was little
Threw Up In School?: yep
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: no...i think they've always been signed
Wore Something You Hated?: probably when i was younger
Wore Something To Match Someone?: we have to wear tuxedos for our concerts
Been To A Luau?: no
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: accidentally
Been On TV?: yep..pmea all-state shit
Been Outta The Country?: yep
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: yes
Won A Pool Game?: yes
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: no
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: probably...but i dont remember any specific times
Dieted?: yes
Had An Eating Disorder?: probably not
Cheated On Your Other?: not really
Been Cheated On?: i dont think so
Been Paid To Date Someone?: no
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: no
Tanned Topless?: all the time
Been Strip Searched?: the guy at the heathrow airport put his hand down my pants. i felt violated.
Been On A Plane?: yep
Been On A Cruise?: do river boats count?
Been Pantsed In Public?: no
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: probably
Broke Someone's Heart?: hopefully...I MEAN...yeah...hopefully
Sung In The Shower?: yes
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: yes
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: all the time
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: yes
Been Walked In On While Showering?: yes
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: hells no
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: nope
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: nope
Been In Detention?: not since middle school
Feel Off A Roof?: feel off a roof? real nice fucker.
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: haha. no.
Been In A Wreck?: yes
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: no, but it'll probably happen one day. unless of course that animal is dr. cameron.
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: "puck" WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS TEST?? no, i can't say that i've ever 'pucked' to avoid school.
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: yes
Been Shot?: nope
Had A Water Gun War?: yes
Been Arrested?: not yet, thank god
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: forget regrets, or life is yours to miss
Country You Wanna Visit:: italy
Way You Wanna Die:: doing something freakin saweet.
Like Thunderstorms?: love em
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: i used to, but not so much these days.
R U A Health Freak?: i wish
U Think Ur Attractive?: not particularly
Do You Believe In Yourself?: in certain areas
Wanna Get Married?: no
Wanna Go To College?: sure
Shower Daily?: of course
Want Kids?: hell no. i want a puppy though.
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: lol.
Do U Hate Anyone?: yes
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: i think i did it once...or maybe the paper just got sooo gooey after a while that i didn't even notice it was there and i just ate it...
Do You Think You Can Sing?: four words....queen of the night.
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yes
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: hell no
Can You Whistle?: yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?: havent really tried...but probably
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: yes
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: yes
Can You Multitask?: yes
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: no
Do You Spit?: yes
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: yes
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: george bushs impeachment
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: i dont really wear anything
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: body wash...its in a silver bottle...dont remember the name
What's Your Favorite Scent?: my house after being at school for way too long
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: no
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