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Found out there was no more space

Its been too long for a song and George Micheals wont speak to me anymre. Felt the need to let all you adorable figurines know Im well and to not worry but the time came awhile back when I fell flat o...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 20:24:00 GMT

rubber ducky in the pond

Man I'm sleepy and I need a kiss. Way to go James! You made it to first base. Time to go, but before you go, you have to go further. Take it around the world and make it a waste of her time. 1,2,3&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 21:02:00 GMT

its been a long day

I need a big box meal to fill my tummy...How about two sides, chicken and a drink? Oh yeah!!! My happiness is in a boil when I spoil myself in a saucy soakness of honey mustard BBQ sauce that I dip my...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:57:00 GMT

insane in the membrane

The way I see it is that people like to get hurt in the crack of oppurtunity....Menstrulation takes a piece of reasoning while I force a log in my dome-front, asking questions on why methological pain...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:30:00 GMT

my body

well romance is a piece of shit unless you twist someone's arm and ruin their falafle....(breathe) I could sing anyone through a coma until reality kicks in with 4 Vicodins or some methamphetamines an...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 22:19:00 GMT

last woman standing and I'm still drunk

ADRIAN!! She's standing alone with her Afrin because the allergies are actin'. Is it the basement that's collecting the dust or is it Michael Jacksons smelly must that he leaves in his bread company w...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 23:18:00 GMT

It ends tonight

If any of you have seen my nipples you'll know that the one on the left stays hard and the right one is soft. Why? Don't know but it gets hard after I eat sushi which I find strange. Tonight I will en...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 23:38:00 GMT

flame went out

My flame distinguished tonight...and I'm cold. Flustering thoughts of her surround my subconscious and they break me down. I'm sitting alone with Stevie Wonder in a dark room where neither of us can s...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:50:00 GMT

Capt. Monterrey Jack once said...

"There's only three things that are square, cheese,plates and bears." A dog barks and my lonesome time is bothered. Shaving kits are left open and used liked my fourth grade teacher when I found her d...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 20:02:00 GMT

it's a tragedy!

whoever thought about using a safety net to harnest their feelings? our society should be conducted of a three rule principle of life...1)eat at Ramones at least two times a week...2)make sure you're ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:18:00 GMT