"MAYDAY!!! MAYDAY!!! ...wait, can you make a mayday call in Janurari ?"
"My therapist said "Well, life isn't for everyone""
-is curled up asleep- ... -opens one eye and looks at you under her paw- Oh, hi. My legal name is Amy. I'm 18 years old.
Looks wise, I'm average really. Though I consider myself repulsive, but my boyfriend and friends say otherwise.
My hair colour is dark brown & black, with blonde highlights. My eye colour is brown. I have freckles. I occasionally wear glasses. I'm fat. I'm obese. I pretty much have fat covering every single part of my body.
I have 3 cats[moggies], 2 dogs[an Alaskan Malamute & a Labrador Retriever], 2 horses[a Standardbred & a ] and numerous rabbits [I breed and show Dwarf Lop rabbits].
One of the best jobs to have would be to foster kittens. Watching them grow up, and their beautiful kitten innocence... it's just amazing.
Basically I'm just an average person. I like things, I dislike things. Honestly I don't really understand why people would like me or want to befriend me. I sure as hell wouldn't if I was them. I'm basic, but verrry complicated. I suppose it depends on my mood. I think you'd all consider me a freak or a dumbass if I said I hate things like Big Brother, American Idol, Australian Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Popstars/superstars/actress/actors/the hollywood people, etc. I think it's all pointless.
I can speak and understand Dutch, aswell as English. I like to study and learn things. I love to understand things, how they work, why they do what they do, etc, especially humans. I'm always looking at everything and thinking 'hm, why does that do that... what would happen if I did this to it...'. Including humans.
I love sleeping. It's one of my things. I love to take naps throughout the day, and I sleep pretty much anywhere, and in awkward positions. I do NOT like being annoyed while sleeping, or being awoken. Sleeping is the thing I do most really. In winter, I love to lay in the sun with my cats and just nap my day away. I don't understand how people can not take at least one nap in the day.
"Time will pass anyway - might as well be getting thinner!"
"I'm happy yet I'm sad. It's like I have everything yet I'm missing something. I just can't seem to put my finger on it. I can't seem to smile, most of the time I just want to cry. Everyday I try but I get nowhere. I'm on the verge of falling. I'm holding on the edge, I can't let go and for some reason I have no control."
Luke
Ah, my handsome boyfriend. Where or what would I be without you. You rise me when I fall. You're always there to pick me up. You try and make up for your mistakes. You're beautiful - inside and out. I love you for you. Not for what you want to be or who you were trying to be. I love you, faults and all. Even though you can be frustrating as all hell - I love you in all your forms. I won't give up on you. I won't let anyone take you away from me. You're mine, and I own you -inside joke- =>. I've experienced so much with you, and you were my first for everything. That makes you extra special then you already were. =P.
Kat
Keke. -pokes you in the eye-. You're my first real friend I've had since I was in school. You're so like me it can be quite scary. You're wonderful and gorgeous and THIN! You bitchhhh. -pokes your bones- God I wanna be you. Heh. No matter what anyone else says; you're awesome. Though I think most would agree with me anyway. Execpt the people that don't matter. I ATE YOUR SHOE THAT WAS IN THE OVEN. Sorry... I really didn't mean to. =>.
Loves
+ The empty feeling in my stomach.
+ Physiology.
+ Blood.
+ Thunderstorms.
+ Getting text messages/e-mails/phone calls.
+ Listening/watching the rain.
+ Drums.
+ Running.
+ Staring.
+ Leg warmers.
+ Winter & snow.
+ Survival.
+ Knights / warriors / ninjas / samurais.
+ Fast computers & internet.
+ Hair dye.
+ Piercings.
+ Needles piercing eyes. ^^;;
+ British humor.
+ My mobile number.
+ Drinking & drugs.
+ Melbourne.
+ Poetry.
+ Graveyards.
+ Being hyper/high/drunk.
+ The way a razorblade tears.
+ Heartbeats.
+ The night sky.
+ Scars.
+ Good quality cat food [Eagle Pack is the best so far].
+ A deep meaningful conversation.
+ Ladybugs.
+ The shadows.
+ Water.
Hates
+ Animal abuse/neglect/unnecessary breeding/etc.
+ Emotions.
+ Food.
+ Humans.
+ Fat.
+ Telstra.
+ Big Brother.
+ Fat.
+ Toggle & txt speak.
+ The heat.
+ Fat.
+ Cheaters.
