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Liz

The meaning of life is that it stops. - Kafka

About Me

what you see is what you get. If you can find me. Tip - Look down.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jackie Chan. And Jude Law, but for entirely different reasons.

Music:

Against Me, Blonde Redhead, Catch-22, Catherine Wheel, Eels, Flatfoot 56, Flogging Molly, Gomez, Green Day, Hives, Jimmy Eat World, Mad Caddies, Miles Davis, Morphine, Pixies, Placebo, Posies, Radiohead, The Sights, Sleater Kinney, Sloan, Elliott Smith, Weezer, White Stripes...

Movies:

After Life, Battle Royale, Battle Royale II, Boondock Saints, City of the Lost Children, Clerks, Delicatessan, Donnie Darko, Dream with the Fishes, Drunken Master, Flirt, I (Heart) Huckabees,Kicking and Screaming, Life of Brian et. al., Old Boy, Pi, Raise the Red Lantern, Ran

Television:

none, it's all crap or wanna be crap, or it gets cancelled

Books:

nothing longer than 100 pages, comics (Bone, Optic Nerve, Berlin, anything Joe Sacco or Joss Whedon) and magazines (Mental Floss) only!

Heroes:

"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by" - Will Rogers

My Blog

Flying Pigs Are Dead.

RIP.
Posted by Liz on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 12:01:00 PST

"M" states rock!!

Moving to Maine!! Bye Bye Boston!
Posted by Liz on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 09:38:00 PST

blahblah whine whine

Yeah I realize that I just moved from the middle of FUCKING nowhere to Boston and I should be having tons of fun, but I'm not 'cuz believe it or not I miss all of you stupid motherfuckers that I call ...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Definitive Definition of ME

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:LizBirthday:July 8Birthplace:Muskegon, Michigan (lame, lame town!!)Current Location:work :(Eye Color:blueHair Color:dark brownHeight:short, seriously shortRight...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

life sucks

I am really depressed. I am sooooooo bored at work. It doesn't even matter to me that I am getting paid to sit and play on the internet all day. I hate it. It's a waste of time, a waste of life. ...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm not sure if I should be proud or not?

BourbonCongratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (86). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a ...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I licked my foot for this?

I'm trying to quit smoking. I gave my last pack to Katie. If I ask for I cigarette she gets to make me perform tricks for it. Yesterday she made me lick my toe. I wonder what she'll think up today...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate every one who reads this

my life really. Instead of an unproductive member of society without a college degree... come December I will be an unproductive member of society with a college degree. What the hell do I do with a ...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

insane?

Sometimes I'm astounded at the absurd workings of my mind. It rained yesterday, and on my way home from work I had to use the restroom and found myself overwhelmed with gratitude for the invention of...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shh... they're listening

I heard today about a woman who got fired after saying she hated her job on a public blog, and a girl who got a visit from the secret service for posting that she wanted to punch the president. that'...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST