Jackie Chan. And Jude Law, but for entirely different reasons.
Against Me, Blonde Redhead, Catch-22, Catherine Wheel, Eels, Flatfoot 56, Flogging Molly, Gomez, Green Day, Hives, Jimmy Eat World, Mad Caddies, Miles Davis, Morphine, Pixies, Placebo, Posies, Radiohead, The Sights, Sleater Kinney, Sloan, Elliott Smith, Weezer, White Stripes...
After Life, Battle Royale, Battle Royale II, Boondock Saints, City of the Lost Children, Clerks, Delicatessan, Donnie Darko, Dream with the Fishes, Drunken Master, Flirt, I (Heart) Huckabees,Kicking and Screaming, Life of Brian et. al., Old Boy, Pi, Raise the Red Lantern, Ran
none, it's all crap or wanna be crap, or it gets cancelled
nothing longer than 100 pages, comics (Bone, Optic Nerve, Berlin, anything Joe Sacco or Joss Whedon) and magazines (Mental Floss) only!
"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by" - Will Rogers