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About Me

This is Little Clark. I will attempt to explain the madness of Lauren Michelle. When I was little, she tormented me endlessly by spraying glass cleaner in my face and hitting me with the cordless phone. Her sadistic ways now take form in the act of not letting me borrow her clothes. Once I told her that I met Luke Perry and gave her a fake autograph..when she found out I was lying, she cried. In 7th grade, I had an assignment to write about my "idol". I chose Lauren. Then again, I had the same assignment in 6th grade, and I said Montel Williams. But she is admirable, to say the least. She teaches me about "product" and that I should file my nails square, and not round. She taught me that we have "no time" for undeserving people. She taught me that the only destiny that exists is the kind you create. But most importantly, she gave me my first cigarette and my first hit of the bubonic chronic..which has helped shape me into the fine young lady I am today. In all seriousness..my sister is superior to you in every way imaginable. A musical genius, fashion icon, Windex champion of the universe...my sister is well on her way to an office with a window and a house with a white picket fence. She is proof that you can survive the turmoil and turbulence of life. Noone ever said it would be easy....but Lauren Michelle has managed. So you have no excuse. Love is hard. That's why she listens to music.

My Interests

"But do reflect; your life is passing away, some day for you too the time will come when your life is drawing to a close, when no longer is there any expedient that can prolong it, when memories alone are left, but not in the sense in which you love them, this mingling of poetry and truth, but the serious and faithful memory of conscience; beware lest it unroll before you a list, not properly of crimes, but of possibilities wasted, phantoms which it will be impossible for you to drive away. You are still young, the intellectual suppleness you possess clads youth becomingly and delights the eye for a season. Such are you in an intellectual sense, you can just as well stand on your head as on your feet, everything is possible for you, and by this possibility you can astonish others and yourself; and for the sake of your own tranquility I beg you to see to it that what is your advantage does not end by being a curse. I warn you, therefore, not against the world but against yourself, and I warn the world against you." -Kierkegaard-

I'd like to meet:

I say "no" to MySpace strangers.

Music:

Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: DOVES - Firesuite
Waking up: BEATLES - For No One
Average day: ANI DIFRANCO - Not a Pretty Girl
First date: ELLIOTT SMITH - Between the Bars
Falling in love: BEACH BOYS - God Only Knows
Love scene: STP - Still Remains
Fight scene: GARBAGE - Vow
Breaking up: PEARL JAM - Rearviewmirror
Getting back together: WEEN - She's Your Baby
Secret love: SMASHING PUMPKINS - Ava Adore
Life's okay: DMB - Typical Situation
Mental breakdown: BJORK - Hyperballad
Driving: ELTON JOHN - Tiny Dancer
Learning a lesson: RYAN ADAMS - Strawberry Wine
Deep thought: PINK FLOYD - Echoes
Flashback: DOVES - One of These Days
Partying: PETER FRAMPTON - Do You Feel Like We Do?
Happy dance: SNOOP - Drop it Like it's Hot
Regreting: JEFF BUCKLEY - Lover, You Should Have Come Over
Long night alone: COAL - Stay
Death scene: DAVID GRAY - Shine
Closing credits: BEATLES - In My Life
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My Blog

RIP Tony Soprano

Click here for an intriguing theory about the Sopranos season finale. And more here. ...
Posted by The Original LC on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:56:00 PST

Thank God for Trent (part duex)

Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails/Herald SunQ: It must be an odd time then to have a new album, Year Zero, out? A: It's a very odd time to be a musician on a major label, because there's so much resentm...
Posted by The Original LC on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

The Record Low HearYa Sessions

CLICK HERE IF YOU'RE COOL!
Posted by The Original LC on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:09:00 PST

Critical Metrics

SIMON SAYS CLICK HERE Every week, artists, DJs, music tv networks, newspapers, magazines, retailers, and bloggers recommend hundreds of their favorite new songs.Critical Metrics keeps track of recomme...
Posted by The Original LC on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:25:00 PST

SAVE INTERNET RADIO

CLICK HERE There is a bill just introduced in Congress that will save Internet radio from the devastating royalty fee increases that will put thousands of Internet webcasters out of business on M...
Posted by The Original LC on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:09:00 PST

"Shit, Keith Richards has got to do everything once."

Richards: 'I snorted my father's ashes'Tuesday, April 3, 2007 Rolling Stones wildman Keith Richards claims he snorted his own father's ashes during a drugs binge. Richards made the extraordinary ad...
Posted by The Original LC on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

Thank God For Trent

Trent Reznor is a true visionary. He has broken and reinvented the rules of engagement on every level from recording to touring to interacting with his fans. He's an intensely determined pe...
Posted by The Original LC on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:59:00 PST

"The Most Powerful Sector of the Music Business Today"

A few thoughts that came from SXSW. What is the most powerful sector of the music business today? The record labels? The managers? The publicists? The answer is: the agents. ...
Posted by The Original LC on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:02:00 PST

SEE. I like him more than you like him.

Elliott Smith double album set for release 'New Moon' will feature 24 songs 4 hours ago A double album featuring 24 songs from the late Elliott Smith will be released in May. Recorded...
Posted by The Original LC on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:14:00 PST

The Record Low Has Arrived III: Live on WLUW

Listen to them here this Thursday night (2/15) at 7pm. Then come see them here on Friday night and be the first to get their debut album. They're a really good time. ...
Posted by The Original LC on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:22:00 PST