Green Giant

I'm Jared P. Vannetta and I sell meat pies I'm very musical and play too many instruments in band. Jasmine's writing this for me because I can't spell. But what I lack in grammar I make up for in craziness I love animals so much, I even try to breast feed my dog, Phoebe Buffet. My friends are my family: Kelsey's the problem child that swears and beats the other children, Jasmine's the children she beats (her personality is equivalent to that of 4 mortals), and Justin's the brother that runs away and gets picked up by strangers that feed him cinnamon toast. My bag has magnets to keep it closed. My shoes have quotes of the day on them.