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Caleb The Beast-rnes

About Me

Caleb The Barnes
I love Jesus Christ and he is MY Lord and Savior.
I have some pretty AMAZING friends.
I play guitar and microphone in a band called A CRIMSON FAITH. We're all really close. I try to write lyrics that glorify God because that's what I feel like I'm supposed to do and that's why I'm on this Earth.

My Blog

The Caleb The Barnes theme song!

(to the same tune of the Spongebob Squarepants theme song) ohhhhh who lives in a box under the road, ca-leb the barnesa total shred master and as metal as he, ca-leb the barnesif distorted metaln...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:25:00 GMT

I just wanted to clear up a few things...

So I was just on my band's account and I saw a bulletin that was titled "CHRISTIANITY is not METAL". And so I opened it up and read it. The guy who posted it doesn't belive in Christ, obviously, becau...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:00:00 GMT

What if?

What if this blog was really about Michael Jackson? What if every time you don’t eat your vegetables, a Vegetable Fairy in the Veggie Woods gets its heart broken and dies? What if there was such...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Don’t read this, but the ending is the best part.

So like, I don't understand this stuff. How come there are so many bands that genuinely suck, but they get so "popular"? And how come there are all those "reality TV" shows that get so many viewings, ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:00 GMT

The Story of a Boy Named Zach Norris

The following is the true* account of the childhood of Zach Norris, as told by JK Kinsey, retold by Caleb Barnes.      One day, many years ago, when global warming was only a myth,...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:45:00 GMT