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I dont need to meen anyone else ive already met the love of my dreams. I LOVE YOU BRI ;))(the hardest things to say are the words that mean the most)"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.""The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."=]....Today I caught myself smiling for no reason... then I realized I was thinking about you... when you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ...HormonesThe Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.DANGEROUS: Should! you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...13. Potential Murder SuspectPass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a! good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.Another thing to giggle about...My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would beable to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some chocolate.I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone. Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you."Why do I love you? Because you are and always have been my dreamWhen you feel alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers, remember that in those spaces you can see my fingers locked with yours forever.Love is when you hug someone and it's not close enough....WHEN i FiRST SAW YoU i WANTED To MEET YoU oNCE i MET YoU i WANTED To GET To KNoW YoU oNCE i KNEW YoU i FELL iN LoVE WiTH YoU oNCE i LoVED YoU i WANTED To SPEND THE REST oF MY LiFE WiTH YoU.