Nugget

I Party I Drink Beer I Listen to Music I Bowl And I Love my Fiance Jess and my Dog Zeppelin i don't like it when it is dark and scary because when you close your eyes you can see little white spots that remind of things like when you look at the clouds but if you stare at the clouds when it is raining you will get water in your eyes and everyone will think you have been crying and will call you things like polly prissy pants and jacob and when that happens i get sad and my fingertips turn blue and it makes it really hard for me to flip a coin which is bad because that is the way i am supposed to make all decisions when i am playing twister because if i put my left foot red and choose the wrong spot i might fall and lose the game but it doesn't matter because twister is for girls and real men play with hoola hoops because they are cool and if i get good enough i can get a mention in the guinness book of records and then i would be cooliesa