Chad

Apparently I'm 30 years old, but that scares the hell out of me, so I act 15. I've decided that for every year my body grows older, I will let my maturity level degress a year. I plan on being the freakiest middle aged man alive. By the time I hit my mid-life crisis I will be able to afford that new Big Wheels Jeep from Toys R Us. I'm married to one helluva sweetheart (she has enough maturity for the both of us- and half the western hemisphere), we recently adopted the cutest little baby girl from New Orleans, she is the absolute love of my life.