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The Baroness

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About Me

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  • Firstly, I'm a dork, deal with it. :-P
  • I love horror movies...the gorier the better. None of this pansy "Boo" shit, gimme a chainsaw/machete slash-'em-up or a zombie flick ANY day.
  • Music is a huge part of my life. If I could pick one sense that I could live without for the rest of my life, it would NOT be my hearing.

  • I don't have any political beliefs. Well, I do, but they don't fall into any certain party or group. I make my decisions on my own, thank you!
  • Sometimes, I act like a litte kid. I love cartoons, especially 80's ones, i.e. He-Man, ThunderCats, Transformers. I love playing with Legos, I'm still a sucker for Disney movies, and I could (and do) spend hours in the toys section at Wal-Mart, Target, or Meijer. I'm stuck in my childhood, and I think it's ok.
  • I complain about how I don't have any friends, yet anytime I'm out in public, I see at least 3 people that I know. ....However, they're usually the same three people.

  • Most any given Saturday night, you can find me at Avio, rockin' out. Not in the club side...I'm not big one the "gettin' my groove" on parts of life.

  • I'm a big scaredy cat. My huge fears are bridges, heights, ladders, and spiders. And that stupid "Being alone for the rest of my life" crap, too.

  • I have a pretty extensive DVD collection that includes all 7 seasons of the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the series Firefly, Chappelle's Show, and most importantly MacGyver.

  • As it pertains to the above, MacGyver is the shit. He was always the shit, and he will always be the shit. I want that t-shirt I saw online a while back that says "WWMD? What Would MacGyver Do?"...because really. Anyone who can build a bomb from chewing gum, a rubber band, and a paper clip is OBVIOUSLY a good role model and hero.

  • I like to drink. If you ever see me out, buy me a beer. It's the fastest way to get on my good side. :-)

  • I listen to a ridiculously eclectic array of music, from Johnny Cash to Godsmack, from Metallica to Kenny Chesney, from The Beatles to Ani DiFranco, from Black Label Society to Poe, death metal to country, screamo to classical. It's all in there.

  • I DON'T, however, like trip-hop, dance mixes, nor most bands whose t-shirts I can buy at Hot Topic, with a few exceptions.

  • I am captain/coordinator of the UK Marching Band color guard. I am a band geek to the max, and love every minute of it. If you've been to a UK football massacre, er, game, in the last 4 years, you've seen me at halftime. Unless, that is, you were too drunk to notice.

  • I'm an assistant manager at Pier 1 Imports. I unload trucks full of sofas, chairs, and tables at 6am. I am a beast, FYI.

  • I love drummers and guitarists...in general. Since my freshman year of high school, every "crush" I've had, save for two, were drummers. One of those two was a guitarist. The other was just there.

  • Oh, and I love sunsets and long walks on the beach. ...Actually, that last bit's not true, I've never been to a beach, and I'm afraid of open water besides.

  • Now for the important stuff...
    Top 10 List for Surviving a Zombie Attack
    1. Organize before they rise!
    2. They feel no fear, why should you?
    3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
    4. Blades dont need reloading.
    5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
    6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
    7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
    8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
    9. No place is safe, only safer.
    10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
    And that, my friends, is all you'll ever need to know. :)
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    You Are Samuel Adams
    You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.
    You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.
    When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.
    You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place. What's Your Beer Personality?

    My Interests

    According to some test, I'm: introverted, secretive, messy, depressed, does not like leadership, somewhat nihilistic, observer, does not make friends easily, unassertive, feels invisible, feels undesirable, hates large parties, does not like to stand out, leisurely, suspicious, submissive, abstract, unpredictable, intellectual, likes rain, likes the unknown, negative, weird, not a risk taker, unadventurous, avoidant, strange Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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    I'd like to meet:

    YOU.It is my goal in life to meet everyone. So get on it. Look me up, we'll hang out. :-)

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    Music:

    Rock, local bands (ie Octalux, Lucid Grey, Devil Stomp, D-SuL, Psycho Bitch Magnet, Best Selling Authors, Suspended, etc etc etc), metal, The Beatles, Nine Inch Nails, just about anything.

    Movies:

    Are you kidding me? If it's a horror movie, then YES. Um, 10 Things I Hate About You, Can't Hardly Wait, Harry Potter (all of them), any Disney movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Garden State, and on and on and on and on....Oooh, and just recently the fantastic-ness that was Serenity.

    Television:

    Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, CSI, American Idol, Survivor, Friends, Will & Grace, ER

    Books:

    Anything by Stephen King, Harry Potter series, anything listed under "Horror" or "Thriller" genre

    Heroes:

    My mom, Princess Diana of Wales, all of my friends (as I've learned so much from all of them), oh yeah...and Wonder Woman.

    You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 95% Green Lantern 95% Superman 85% Supergirl 85% Robin 70% Iron Man 70% Spider-Man 55% The Flash 55% Hulk 40% Batman 35% Catwoman 25% You are a beautiful princess
    with great strength of character.
    Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

    My Blog

    Grrr...

    Trying out MySpace's new mobile feature. The old set up didn't work on my phone, but this one seems to. I'm still kind of unemployed - Halloween Express was cool for awhile, giving me 45 hours a week...
    Posted by The Baroness on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:51:00 PST

    This long?!?

    Dag, yo.  It's been a long time.  Anyway, updates all around... 1)  I've got a new job!!!  A real-life, full-time, 9-5 job!  (Well, actually, it's 9 to 6, but who's counting....
    Posted by The Baroness on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:08:00 PST

    Survey .1 here.

    1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?Well, I would hope that the man who could feed 50000 out of one fish and one loaf of bread could manage to scrape up some prime rib, but who knows.2. You su...
    Posted by The Baroness on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:25:00 PST

    Tag, I'm it...

    To play this game, you post six weird habits/things about yourself and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their six weird habits/things. In the end, you need to choose the next six peopl...
    Posted by The Baroness on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:38:00 PST

    It's all so new...

    Ok, time for another update.  Firstly, I won't, as mentioned in a previous blog, graduate next May.  I've decided to take the summer and next fall semester off, in hopes of getting my life i...
    Posted by The Baroness on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:33:00 PST

    Bloggerific-ness

    It seems it's been awhile since I randomed out and blogged.  Meh.  If I had time to do anything other than go to class and/or work, I'd have more time.  Oh well, I suppose. I had a pret...
    Posted by The Baroness on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:36:00 PST

    6am musings

    A couple of random things that I'm thinking about right now...yes, I do think at 6am. --I've decided that I do too damn much.  I am involved in like EVERYTHING on campus, working two jobs, etc., ...
    Posted by The Baroness on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:40:00 PST

    OH!

    Oh yeah...and I determined yesterday that I WILL get to graduate next May!  I'm super duper excited about that...cause I was half convinced that I was gonna have to wait another full year after t...
    Posted by The Baroness on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:11:00 PST

    Apartments!

    This week was to be spent searching for a place to live after May, as Melissa is preggers and thus, we're moving out.  I had braced myself for the difficulties that I'd heard of when apartment hu...
    Posted by The Baroness on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:14:00 PST

    New tattoo....?

    So.  This is what I'm planning on getting.  Whatcha think?  It'll be on my lower back. Oh, and thanks Freddi for the design.  ...
    Posted by The Baroness on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST