the jokes on u |
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 07:46:00 GMT |
applying for a jod at the CIA |
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 07:37:00 GMT |
man pisses in a shot glass |
A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartende...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:48:00 GMT |
computer diagnosis |
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnos...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 13:17:00 GMT |
18 ways |
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every tim...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 13:05:00 GMT |
soccer |
My key to the door. For a poor black kid who had nothing. Soccer was it. It took me under its wings and flew me out of the gutter.
Since I was 10 years old I played guinea goal with the older ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 08:42:00 GMT |
at the end of the day |
I think of myself as a lover. I've Written two books, three scripts I intend to be movies, an anthology, and hundreds of songs all out of my love for story telling...
At the end of the da...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 07:40:00 GMT |
Traveling |
Traveling is one of the most exciting parts of my life. Most people I meet say they've been to Mexico, or the Bahamas or little islands around the United States. That must be a good experien...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 23:26:00 GMT |
my love for cars |
I love cars. At one time I owned three cars. But now I have only one car. My fav will have to be the cadillac. It rides smooth and the handle is good. I owned a 1992 cadillac devil...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 22:55:00 GMT |
Double Standards |
Everyone is a hypocrete in asome way. Me included. But there are a few things i just need to get off my mind...
1. Conservatives who talk about ethics and claim to be sooo good and proper in soci...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 13:51:00 GMT |
