KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS... |
A grade one teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 May 2005 18:05:00 GMT |
COMMON PINOY ENGLISH BLOOPERS |
"It's a no-win-win situation."
"The more the manier."
"Burn the bridge when you get there."
"Anulled and void."
"C'mon let's join us!"
"If worse comes to shove."
"Are you jokin...
Posted by on Wed, 04 May 2005 18:00:00 GMT |
NEW OFFICE SLANGS |
These are the new office slangs that you can use at work:
404 - Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, 404 Not Found, which means the document requested couldnt be located. Dont...
Posted by on Wed, 04 May 2005 17:54:00 GMT |
THE CARROT, THE EGG, & THE COFFEE BEAN (this is cool...) |
You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again.
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to m...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Apr 2005 18:34:00 GMT |
"CHASING AMY" (this got me thinking...) |
Alyssa: "Why are we stopping?"
Holden: "Because I can't take this."
Alyssa: "Can't take what?"
Holden: "I love you."
Alyssa: "You love me?"
Holden: "I love you. And not in a friendly wa...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Apr 2005 18:29:00 GMT |
TIPS ON HOW TO STAY YOUNG (accdg to George Carlin) |
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
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Posted by on Wed, 27 Apr 2005 18:09:00 GMT |
UNIQUELY FILIPINO |
The following is from a British journalist stationed in the Philippines. His observations are so hilarious!!! This was written in 1999.
Matter of Taste
by Matthew Sutherland
I have now been in ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Apr 2005 17:23:00 GMT |
12 Better Explanations of Love... (fwd msg) |
We all want to fall in love... Why?
Because that experience makes us feel completely alive.
Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified,
Our everyday reality is shattered a...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Apr 2005 17:01:00 GMT |
High Ground : Pilipino or English for all the wrong reasons |
This story was taken from www.inq7.net
Updated 01:25am (Mla time) Sept 27, 2004
William Esposo [email protected]
ONE of the biggest reasons why we are stuck in a rut and can never get our a...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Apr 2005 16:55:00 GMT |
WHAT IS TRUE LOVE? |
It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, presented to have sutures (stitches) removed from his thumb.
He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appoi...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Apr 2005 11:07:00 GMT |
