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About Me

Why do fat people wear spandex? Last time I checked there was nothing slimming about wearing a trampoline cover. Why is there always one person who tries to strategically place their shopping cart against your bumper at the grocery store when the cart return is 10 feet away? How come when I fly the person behind me feels the need to use my seat as a crutch to propel their fat ass up waking me from a dead sleep? Why do we say stupid shit like, "he must have hit his funny bone". Do you see me laughing, that shit hurts. How come everytime I return a rental car they ask "was everything ok with the vehicle". How am I supposed to reply, "well actually no, I hit 3 potholes and a curb at 60mph and fucked up the steering and alignment" Of course not, they have my credit card on file! Life is for living enjoy yourself and don't take everything so seriously. It's more fun that way. Hope you enoyed my "profile"..

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My Interests

Breathing; inhale then exhale, it's rather facinating.

I'd like to meet:

Real people.

Music:

All types, mood dependant. There's certain music that is decent when the car windows are rolled, but you got to be quick to flip that shit so you don't get caught listening to some 80's ballet by Air Supply sitting in traffic. Not that I have, I'm just saying other people have to be careful, that's all.

Movies:

I am all over the board and think it depends what kind of mood I'm in. Dumb and Dumber, Office Space, Vacation, Christmas Vacation, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Tommy Boy, American Pie, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Pulp Fiction, Clifford (Not the dog, A Martin Short movie. This is me as a kid),Glenn Gary Glenn Ross, Shawshank Redemption, Heat, Casino, Good Fellas, Carlitos Way, Terminator and the list goes on.

Television:

Sunday hangover TV. Shitty TV while hung over is like a car wreck, you just can't look away. And of course infomercials. I have learned more about spray hair, steam cleaners, mixers, mops, car waxes and rotisseries than I learned in all 8 years of college. Sorry Mom & Dad

Books:

Does Playboy come in a hard cover? Recent read was Winning by Jack Welch. $27.95 to find out people who underperform usually are not good for an organization. Incredible revelation!

Heroes:

William Shatner