chris

I am short, fat, dark and balding.... dont expect nothing from me cuzz i dont expect anything from you. I am the EPITOME (thanks for all that knew but failed to tell me) of ugliness and I am the kind of person who you would not pay attention to. I have no ambition and/or direction, Im like a piece of dog crap on the sidewalk of life.... and it stinks.________!!OR!!________I am tall, light skinned, fair haired, and I am built like a Ford Harley Davidson edition F-150 truck. I am the life of the party. The one who gets all the girls, drinks all the beer and money is no object. I am carefree, enjoy long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners. I am a giant among giants. I am cocky, arrogant, and obnoxious.... I aim to please.________________If you know me, take your pick???? hahahaha