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Heather Elizabeth

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About Me

What can I say? I live a very happy life with my fiance, our dog, Brooke, and our kitten, Milo. When I'm not hanging out with one of them, I'm with my friends or at work. I can't get enough of dick-in-a-box jokes (thanks, Kel!) and 90's hip-hop. I dig hosting parties at my new place. I love camping, target shooting, lipgloss, and shoes :)

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Paisely

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can do the Apache dance, people who know how to use an apostrophe appropriately and Christopher Walken.

My Blog

I'm still here! And upcoming events..

Ok, so domestic bliss takes its toll on the social life.  No one wants to go out on a Saturday night after 12 hours of canoodeling and putting together IKEA furniture all while hanging curtains a...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:14:00 GMT

Life Update

So, it's been a long while since I posted one of these...I am doing really well!  The big news these days is that I just returned from an amazing trip to Jamaica and am moving to Montclair with m...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:29:00 GMT

See my turkey!

I made a turkey for Christmas Eve and it was actually good.  People who ate the turkey are welcome to post comments about it (please!).  I am so proud of said turkey that I will soon upload ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:35:00 GMT

Tragic: Misheard Lyrics

We've all done it... http://kissthisguy.com/
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 20:43:00 GMT

Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

So, being a single woman in her 20's, I, of course, picked up the new Cosmo.  Leafing through it, I came across an article about ratcheting up your adventure quotient in the bedroom.  My int...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 19:19:00 GMT

Winning the Lottery

Talking to a friend today about unplanned pregnancies, he said "Lottery winnings are unexpected too, and they make people pretty happy."  It was a nice reminder that there's always another way to...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:13:00 GMT

I'm doing it again...

No, not that!  You people have dirty minds... Paul (check out his MySpace Music PS Esquire) and I are singing again on September 15th, and this time I've grown a set of balls (not literally...dir...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 06:42:00 GMT

23 Paper Jam

Just kidding, this has nothing to do with Office Space.  This blog is for Paul "I want another blog" Salvatoriello, who did me the great favor of letting me crash his show again on Thursday. ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 13:55:00 GMT

I kind of like it in my brand new place

So, as many of you are aware, I returned to the stage (ok, the corner of the coffee shop, but it did have a mic and an amp and all that good stuff) this past Thursday after a 5 year hiatus, save for s...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 17:37:00 GMT

Breaking Us In Two

It's a sad song, really, if you listen to it, but I put it on my page because I have really fond memories of being a little kid listening to this album with my mom.  I was always trying to figure...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 22:45:00 GMT