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Who The Fuck Are You?

I am your clock, I fucking own you!

About Me

I like Industrial/Metal music, Video Games, and Smithwicks brew. I'm a Sci-Fi/Horror/Comedy movie geek. Bruce Campbell, John Carpenter, George Romero, Genndy Tartakovsky are the only gods that I believe in. I love the Simpsons, Family Guy, Adult Swim, Futurama, etc etc. I live in St. Louis, I'm a Interactive Multimedia guy and a full time student. (Someday I'll graduate) I hate my job and I want to direct/write/animate/annihilate interactive movies and cartoons.

My Interests

I think I answered most of this in the about me section. Let's recap shall we, movies, animation, games, beer, having a good time, living a life outside of this corporate machine that currently employees me.

I'd like to meet:

People in the St. Louis area that don't suck. By the way, anyone want to help me make shitty zombie movies? I'll bring the camera if you bring the gin.

| - Zombie Bitch - |

Push play or may the gods rain a parade of feces upon you!

Music:

In no particular order:Xorcist, Zombi, Obszon Geschopf, TERRORFAKT, Goretek, Error, Numb, John Carpenter, Ennio Morricone, 12 Rounds, Screaming Monkey Boner (Yeah I know they changed their name...) The Processus, Ministry, Biotek, COLUMBINE, Klute, Front Line Assembly, Snog, Klank, nearLY, Skrew, The Melvins, Cenobites, Necrotek, KMFDM (Older Stuff) Strapping Young Lad, Messuggah, Havoc Unit, N17, Leather Strip, Nitzer Ebb, Amish Rake Fight, Hanzel Und Gretal, SMP, funker vogt, Mentallo and The Fixer, Nine Inch Nails (Older Stuff), Velvet Acid Christ, Machines of Loving Grace, Hardwire, Pig, STG, Wumpscut, Hocico, Revolting Cocks, Rusted Jesus, Caustic, Front 242, Mastodon, Nihil, Lard, Pailhead, Sausage, The Clay People, Pigface, and more to come as I think of them. Mainly Industrial / Metal / Grungy / Techo stuff.

Movies:

Videodrone, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles, Cemetary Man, Brain Damage, The Stuff, The Thing, They Live, Street Trash, Slime City, Nightmare City, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Phantasm Series, Chopping Mall, Dog Soldiers, Night of the Comet, The Living Dead Series, Evil Dead Series, American Werewolf In London, Escape from New York, The Howling, Kalifornia, The Goonies, Fear and Loathing In Los Vegas, Sid & Nancy, A History of Violence, The Fly movies (both the original and the 80's versions) The Warriors, Head of The Family, The Big Labowski, The Blob, Cemetary Man, Waxwork 1 & 2, Bad Taste, Cyborg, Novicane, Assault on Precinct 13, Below, Groundhog Day, Dead Man, Zatoichi, The Serpant and The Rainbow, eXistenZ, Eraserhead, Scanners, The Re-Animator Series, Secret Window, Twin Peaks, The Elephant Man, Blue Velvet, and I could go on and on.

Television:

I don't really like sitcoms, but I love adult swim, the simpsons, futurama, family guy, and seinfeld.

Books:

I don't read many books that don't pertain to school or work. I like graphic novels and comics even though I don't have time to read them. (Preacher & Sin City come to mind)

Heroes:

Albert Foronsco Jr. the III :

My Blog

Update!

It looks like some old dude died, so I don't have to go to that after work meeting after all.  SCORE ME!  Er, I mean, sorry old dude.  R.I.P.
Posted by Who The Fuck Are You? on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:32:00 PST

Today is looking to be eventful...

So the forecast for today calls for some traffic, lots of work, an after work meeting with the boss at some bar & grill (which will still be work) some traffic and thats about it because I will pr...
Posted by Who The Fuck Are You? on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:55:00 PST

dear lord

Dear lord, getting into that straight vodka drinking game with the mad Arab was a bad idea. I feel like a semi parked on my back...
Posted by Who The Fuck Are You? on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:07:00 PST

I guarantee you my day has been worse than yours!

Let me tally things up for you.    * Woke up on three hours of sleep due to dumbass neighbors    * Received my first speeding ticket in 10 years    * An it...
Posted by Who The Fuck Are You? on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:54:00 PST

thieves

thieves, thieves and liars, murderershypocrites and bastardshey thanks for nothing!morals in the dusttwo-faced bastards and syncophantsno trustthieves! liar!inside, outside, which side, you don't know...
Posted by Who The Fuck Are You? on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

Job offer

So I've just been offered a job in Chicago for appx $50,000 a year.  For the time being I told them to wait until I graduate, but I can work so freelance stuff from my home office.  Whi...
Posted by Who The Fuck Are You? on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:01:00 PST

Fiddlesticks and assclowns

I had a nice big diatribe here, a very funny one I might add, but then I became sick of hearing my tirade, so I deleted it.   I guess I became jaded by my own c...
Posted by Who The Fuck Are You? on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:40:00 PST

Bored

nm
Posted by Who The Fuck Are You? on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:03:00 PST

Meshuggah getting their due

MESHUGGAH's Destroy Erase Improve is the 21st album to be inducted into Decibel magazine's as ongoing "Hall of Fame" feature. The "Hall of Fame" feature highlights influential and pivotal releases in ...
Posted by Who The Fuck Are You? on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:50:00 PST

The best thing to ever come out of Ebert's mouth (link)

Click Me!Oh and I had another interview today. Apparently you don't have to have anything more than a state certificate to fill prescriptions, and apparently you can get that from on the job training...
Posted by Who The Fuck Are You? on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:45:00 PST