OFFICIAL NELSON WEBSITE HAS BEEN UPDATED!
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one of my short films, GraffWars .. ..
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In my spare time I come up with ideas for hollywood blockbuster movies, then forget them. I once bought a notepad to write the ideas in, filled it up and left it on the X43 to Manchester, so far I've only seen 2 of my ideas on TV, Channel Five and Countdown. I like making spoof 'official' websites.. the greatest one I made was Steven Hawking's official website, which took about 100 hits a day (awesome).. I used to get a lot of hate mail from academics who were furious at the lack of science information, and abundance of useless arse, like Steven's favourite cookie recipes, and how he used to gaze into the washing machine as a child and wonder what clothes were made of. It was closed down due to complaints. .. Another site I made (also closed down) was a fake 'cookery for students' website, which was full of crazy recipes I made up whilst pissed.. I think the best was the 'cheezey snuzzle' which I actually tried to make and it was foul. The only one left on the web is dedicated to my home town, Nelson Bronx.. it's permanently under-construction and permanently shit. (Pendle.150m.com). Unfortunately I've never managed to get google to display my site, as every other website I've contacted refuses to link to it. Even wikipedia must of guessed it was a fake, because they removed the 'Official website' link from their Nelson page.. the dirty bastards. Please link my site to your website, and together we can get it number 1 on google. I am a big fan of mockumentaries, I love Brass Eye, The Day Today, Blue Jam, Spinal Tap, Curb your Enthusiasm, Trailer Park Boys, Man Bites Dog... I made a moc news report for uni, see a clip of it below with Taboo;
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