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I Am The Girl Anachronism.

...CRISPAY!

About Me


SAFE GEEEZ!

This Profile is a Non-Smoking zone thanks (Y)
The name's Chloe *waves* yepyup thats me, Chloe =]
First breath on this strange plannet? January 28th
... REMEMBER this date! you WILL need to start saving x]
Chocolate must be REFRIGERATED!!!
Soft warm chocolate =
That shit's gotta be cold and hard man xD!!!
Chloe plays basketball!!
For Birmingham Force!

Cause tis BLATES the best sport EVER!
T'has kinda taken over her weekends!! LIFE!! atm though...
My friends OWN...
OWN → YO' RANK ASS MOMMA ← !!!
YUPYUP! they ROCK
& I LOVE'M ALL x]
Hurt them and i will NINJA YO'MOTHERFUCKING ASS BITCH!
Dont anger me by calling me "Half-Cast"
The word is Mixed Raced Get it right yeah?
About me?...
Hmmm...Kay well I sharnt bore you with the labels
Weirdo/Freak/Lesbian/Geek/Man/Idiot...
Cause labels are for JAM JARS DUH

↑See?
...mmm Jaaaam :)
So erm...yeah I'm
JUST CHLOE

Easy to talk to, up for a laugh, STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE LOVING, Smileypants Chloe =] *waves*
Give Chloe Pizza, she will love you FOREVER!
Izzzabitovva self-confessed Geekface likkkkke & say stuff that just sounds WRONG!! but hey it usually results in someone laughing so tis
All Good In The Hood =]
Haha i kill jokes alot, usually ones I've told in the first place! :P
I get easily excited! haha by really small things! and go all hyper...at this point you may poke me =]
I can be very Random.
I am a bit of a NATTAAAH.
I will probably embarrase you in town.
Museums are fun↓
I dont care whatchoooo think
cause i'ma Koool Kid
See, Koool with a K
LAUGHING & SMILING ARE A VITAL NESSESITY OFS M'LIFE!
*nods*
They keeps me going!
SO KEEP SMILING PEEPS!!

Like this → xD and this → =) and this → :]
←Kay so you wana look like that?
Attempt to take my hat or hood of and you will do.
They hide me and my crappy hair
...which makes me happy
SO JAH THINK YOU COULD LEAVE THEM ALONE?!
GAAWD! tis WELL anoying and everyone seems to feel the need to remnove them ¬.¬

P R I D E !
Yes Chloe is Gay.
Problem?
OWELL. Get over it cuntface
or DIE! ...PAINFULLY :)
Yes, I have Msn, Add moi:
[email protected]
Add me if you have something interesting to say (Y)
Don't get excited I don't own a webcam.

My Interests

Sexy Thaaaaangs ♥ Ben&Jerries Cookie Dough Ice-cream ♥ . Shirts!!!. Blazors. Ties. New Rocks. Doc Martins. Muffins. White Hair. SexyCasualCool Look. Pokadots. Sunsets. Wide Eyes. Double Bass! ♥ . Saxaphones. Short Hair. Stripes. Smiles. Stars. Bass. Frapachinos. Victoria Sponge. H&M. Androgynous Women. Rainbows. Violins. Acoustic Songs. Hot Pants. Sunny Days. Hoodies. Palm Trees. Horizontal Stripes. Cute Stuff. TOAST!! Retroness. Women. Spikey Hair. Funky Hair. Swing Bands ♥ Basketball. FunkyHats. Fresh Faces.

I'd like to meet:


The Girl. Wherever she may be...*sigh*

and a girl called Pheobe!
with white hair :)

MEH...whatever
I already know some pretty SWEET ASS PEOPLES!

Music:


YUP THAT ↑ THUR IS ME!
Maded By Mr Theo! x]
Kay so yeah the music, tis in no particular order...
Fightstar. 36 CRAZY FISTS!!! Thrice. COHEED & CAMBRIA. LINKIN PARK!!. The Dresden Dolls. Madness. Editors. Aaliah. Seether. Tracey Chapman. Letters To Cleo. Placebo. Alice In Chains. Soil. From Autumn To Ashes. Michael Jackson. Eyes Set To Kill! Lacuna Coil. Sade. Brand New. The Young Knives. Madness. Operation Ivy. Norah Jones. Howling Bells. Sugababes. Operation Ivy. Anti Flag. I Am Ghost. Killswitch Engage. [Spunge] Bullet For My Valentine. Incubus. Jamie T. Daniel Bendingfield. Funeral For A Friend. Basement Jaxx. Sugarcult. Alexisonfire. Breed77. Corrine Bailey Rae. Sonic Boom Six. Disturbed. Atreyu. Templeton Pek. SYSTEM OF A DOWN. Billy Talent. Alkaline Trio. Avril Lavigne. Will Smith. LILY ALLEN. Boy Kill Boy. RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. KoRn. Athlete. Paramore. Evanesence. Limp Bizkit. Tracey Chapman. Drowning Pool. Slipknot. STONE SOUR. Nirvana. BLINK 182. RATM. THE DISTILLERS! Alien Ant Farm. Marilyn Manson. Pink. The Bronx. The Foo Fighters. OLD SCHOOL MADONNA. Womack & Womack. Lostprophets. Alkaline Trio. SKINDRED. New Found Glory. Deftones. R.E.M. Avenged Sevonfold. PANIC! At The Disco...
...Mehhh the CHOONAGE goes on...I'm very open minded with music
EXCEPT Grime, MC and all that shiz! Erm...yeah I listen to pretty much anything really. Dance/Pop/OLDSCHOOL RnB/DRUM&BASS/Rock/Punk/Metal... As long as Chloe can bopedy bopbop her head to it and the beats funky then tis All Good Intha Hood x]

Movies:

MEHHHH WHO NEEDS TO WATCH MOVIES WHEN YOU CAN WATCH MINE&ZOE's SLIDE SHOW OF DEFORMITY!?!?!

ENJOY!!!xD

Television:



Books:

HA! Chloe doesn't

Heroes:

Kimothy PeppyPants x]
I love Kim, She's one of my best friends and school and life would be ALOT harder a snorzefest without her! She's always there for me and is there with a smile, hug and offer to chat no matter what! I trust Kim with my life, I tell her everything. We dont hang out much outsidda school which sucks but i still love her with all my heart none the less! She ROCKS HARDCORE!...plus she is my lil basketball buddy! YAY!!!
Matt. Mummi Matt. Sexy Matt
I love Matt to bits! He's the kinda guy who everybody loves! Who you feel completely comfortable around and always have a great time with. Matt has to be THE like sweetest and awesomest guy like...ever! He has the bestest hugs ever and is always there with open arms! I trust him with my life. He's a great guy and a true friend to me and i shall love him always!!!
Genis Theo :]
Theo's cool, very calm and collected. Yup always there to help me at school in IT ahaha and science! Don't think he knows it but he can make you feel better about yourself and realise stuff that just makesha feel good. He may talk your head off about games and computer crap but he speaks a hell of a lotta sence and is a funny guy! x] Loves Mr T!
Miss Laura.
My Daddy Laura is THE bestest best dad in the whole wide world! Laura is one of the awesomes chicks ever! She is always there for me =) to cheer me up on msn, to give me advo down the bone and to dance around to The Cure in Oasis and skip around town like tards x] having uber fun! mm and to make ice cream maryland cookie sandwiches with MMMMM!I Love Miss Laura!... MORE!! hehe!
Sqidgey Gay Uncie Leo :P
Uncie Leo OWNS!! not only does she have THE UBEREST HAIR EVER that will make you want to cry home to your momma! She is an awesome friendio hehe always there on msn for an extremely random convo about stroking fish and mooing cats or to wonder round brum with talking our heads off *nods* and admiring the weird and wonderful art in Brum Museum. x] I love Miss Leo

My Blog

TEENFEST!!¢¾¢¾

DUDE!!! TEENFEST WAS FUCKING SICK!!! the 1st hour was SHIT!! but then it was SICK!!! like all the bands were SWEEEEET!! [with the exception of The Fight they were crap!! and SO FAKE!!] dudes!!! you ha...
Posted by I Am The Girl Anachronism. on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:22:00 PST