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Taz

About Me


I'm Taz and I'm not a very nice person. However, people seem to like me so I don't see this as a bad thing.
In which case, long live the universal wanker, the platonic dick-head, the quintessential cunt-splat!
But I'm also lovely and I love small animals, always ready to listen and when I see a homeless person I might not give them money but I definitely don't spit on them. Also. Buy my book when it comes out, there's a chap.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People.

I like them as rule as they tend to be a lot more interesting than, say: carpets, beermats, high gain capcitors or any other inanimate objects. Well, mostly.

So, hello people.

Oh and I wanna meet this dude. ......!

My Blog

An almost very public apology + Compliments

Part 1: The apologyWhat do I have to apologise for? Well, no doubt you all have your personal grievances about individual wrongs I have committed against you but that's not what I'm here to talk about...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:53:00 GMT

Let's have drum roll followed by a fanfare PLEASE!!!

Oh, splendiferous friends, my loving cohorts, yes you, whom I hold within my bosom beating. I bring wondrous news. Wondrous for me at least, perhaps for you too, we shall see.On Tuesday the 26th, at a...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:49:00 GMT

Could this be THE month?

About this time a month ago I posted a blog which included the name of the book, an extract and a full compliment of my usual inane babble. Amongst other things I believe I said something about finish...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:34:00 GMT

It's the 300-title-extract-YAY-extravaganza!!!

Welcome loyal, disloyal, casual, accidental, critical, beloved and apathetic readers.Welcome one and all to my 300-title-extract-YAY-extravaganza!!!So, if we take it that I am Willis then allow me to ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:55:00 GMT

Spellcheck.

Did you know that Microsoft Word has limit to how many spelling mistakes it can highlight?I found this out the other day. I was scridoodling away to the mighty bollock buggering force of the Requiem f...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:29:00 GMT

One hundred bastard thousand. SUCK IT!!!

Today, my dearest of friends, today I reached the 100,000 words milestone in the writing of my first book.Let me tell ya, when I bought up that word count window and it said 100,000 words I near as ba...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:31:00 GMT

Recapitulative meanderings.

Wellity, wellity, wellity, we once again find ourselves back in blog. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "goody, what a spectacular start/ continuation/ end to the week".Damn skippy.I've bee...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:01:00 GMT

Culostrogirth - A Nonsence Ballad

Come on in and gather round,Gather close, O faithful daughter,As I tell thee of Culostrogirth,And his ways of blackened slaughter.In the mists of ol' Ebergale,Where the therricks turn to skoce,In amon...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 14:18:00 GMT

A Love Letter

Welcome to what may be one of my most ill advised moves ever.What follows is a letter I once gave to someone who, at the time at least, it all very much applied. It might be considered insensitive, ma...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 13:48:00 GMT

Leaving Las Vessex

I've spoken of it extensively over the past month and the day almost arrives when I'll leave Essex and the relative comfort of university in pursuit my dream of becoming a published author.To say I'm ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 15:37:00 GMT