I LOVE RUTH BADGER AND WANT TO HAVE HER BABIES.
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I'M THE FUCKING KING OF HER WORLD.
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I ADORE MUSIC. I LOVE TO EAT. READING IS MY BIGGEST PASSION. I DO NOT CARE FOR A MATERIAL LIFE. I TRY TO ENJOY LIFE BUT THAT IS BECOMING INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT. I AM A CHEF. I STUDY CRIMINOLOGY. I LIVE IN A NICE FLAT WITH MY EX GIRLFRIEND. I HAVE PORNOGRAPHY ON MY BEDROOM WALLS. MY IQ IS 157. SLAPSTICK COMEDY AMUSES ME ENDLESSLY. I WRITE BOOKS. I LIKE TO ALPHABETICIZE MY CD COLLECTION. I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME BLOGGING. THE INTERNET AMAZES ME. SARAH AMAZES ME. CHILD ABUSE SICKENS ME. THERE ARE PEOPLE I WISH I SAW MORE, BUT WILL NOT BOTHER TO CONTACT THEM. I HATE CLOTHES SHOPPING. MYSPACE BOTH AMUSES AND BORES ME. I BELIEVE IN BRAINS OVER BRAWNS. I HARBOUR A PASSION FOR VIDEO GAMES. I AM A CLOSED, VERY LONELY PERSON. ONLY ONE PERSON TRUELY KNOWS ME BUT I HAVE LOST THAT PERSON FOR EVER. I LIKE FUTURAMA AND THE SIMPSONS. I HAVE TWO SISTERS AND TWO BROTHERS. MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN MARRIED ALMOST 25 YEARS. I AM OF NO PARTICULAR RELIGION. I DESPISE SELF OBSESSED PEOPLE BUT ANNOYINGLY ALWAYS END UP DRAWN TO THEM. GIRLS ARE MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS. GIRLS SEEM TO LIKE ME FOR BRIEF PERIODS OF TIME, GOING AWAY THEN COMING BACK REPEATEDLY. I BITE MY NAILS. I HAVE A TATTOO ON MY HIP. I HAVE ANOTHER TATTOO ON MY WRIST. HORROR MOVIES ARE FUN. I AM TORN BETWEEN RUNNING AWAY AND STAYING FOR THE WOMAN I LOVE WHO NO LONGER LOVES ME BACK. I IGNORE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY THAT. NOR AM I ASHAMED TO SAY I TEND TO JUDGE PEOPLE ON THE WAY THEY LOOK. IF YOU SAY YOU DON'T, YOU ARE LYING. I AM NOT HONEST TO MYSELF ABOUT MY TRUE FEELINGS FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE, AND I WILL NEVER ADMIT THOSE FEELINGS TO ANYONE ELSE. MY MIND IS BUSY. I HAVE THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF SONG LYRICS STORED IN MY HEAD AND CAN PRODUCE THEM ON DEMAND. MY FAVOURITE COLOUR IS ORANGE. I AM BORING YOU WITH TALK OF MYSELF. LETS TALK ABOUT YOU.
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BOYS DON'T CRY (APPARENTLY).
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT SHE COULDN'T FIND THE DOOR IN THE MORNING WHEN SHE FOUND THAT BED SO EASILY IN THE DARK?
