John Lennon - he is dead- as you know but perhaps in the afterlife. Yoko Ono... just cos I like her.Anthony Keidis at some point as we are meant to get married, so that would be nice. John Frusciante so he could play me nice guitar. Missy Elliot, she would be my best bud im sure.J.D Salinger. William Shakespeare. Chaucer (he was a funny little dude) But mostly I would like to meet my idol- of the past ten years... Matt Lucas (george dawes). and my newest recruit is Russell brand... the man if my dreams .....