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Bill

Lend me your ears. And wives.

About Me

Well shit if you don't know me, you're probably not alive.

My Interests

Drinking. Looking at myself in the mirrior. The two things this country was founded on. Fuckin beleive it.

I'd like to meet:

I've met everyone. Yes even you. You weren't sober or coherant at the time, but in my defense, you didnt say no. And you might want to get yourself checked out. I spent a little too much time in 'nam. Long story.

Music:

Anything that doesnt suck. Maybe I'd consider Kelly Clarkson of she showed some skin.

Movies:

I'm too good for the movies.

Television:

Fuck if im too good for movies, why would I settle for television?

Books:

BILL BRASKY DOESN'T HAVE TO READ

Heroes:

My fuckin self.