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About Me

My top 10 film list says more about me than anything else:

1) Life Of Brian

2) Young Frankenstein

3) The Apartment

4) It's a Wonderful Life

5) Groundhog Day

6) The man with 2 brains

7) 12 Angry Men

8) One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

9) The Time Machine

10) Close Encounters of the Third Kind

1) An anarchistic sense of humour (and no ability to spell, or maybe I spelt it correctly I have no idea)

2) Nostalgic

3) A romantic

4) An idiot

5) A repeat offending idiot

6) Schizophrenic (with the ability to look up words)

7) A legal brain (I wish, perhaps too mean to pay lawyers)

8) Insane

9) Optimistic

10) Bored, there must be someone out there, hurry up and visit.

I will just say one thing, what a self indulgent load of bollocks things like this are, I guess keeping a diary is the same thing.

My Interests

Road signs of Europe

I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein Isaac Newton Michael FaradayUnfortunatly they are all dead.

Music:

The sound of a large fruit hitting a tree after being thrown from a moving bycycle.

Movies:

Being John Malkovich, he has been and gone now, see about me for an update.

Television:

All Crap

Books:

Hothouse by Brian AldissIn this science fiction classic, we are transported millions of years from now, to the boughs of a colossal banyan tree that covers one face of the globe. The last remnants of humanity are fighting for survival, terrorised by the carnivorous plants and the grotesque insect life. Winner of the Hugo Award for the best Science Fiction Novel of the Year 1962.

Heroes:

None that are alive but consider this -------------First they came ----------------First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me. (Pastor Martin Niemoeller, victim of the Nazis.)

My Blog

No Friends! (no longer true).

It says I have no friends, how does it know that!!! No longer true! Useless Information: Madonna's real name: Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone (Penn) Bruce Willis: Walter Bruce W...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:23:00 PST