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CookieMonster OBY MilkMann

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About Me

Here's ya a couple of things to live by. SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARTY NAKED! PIMPIN AINT EASY, OR EVERYBODY'D BE DOING IT! and AINT NO SHIT, LIKE FREE SHIT! write that downfound this guys layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments

My Interests

I like long walks along the beach. HAHAHA But seriously. Jumpin in my Jack Daniels boat and takin a ride down Whiskey River. Maybe takin it up and down 'Titty' Mountain. Going to: the beach (with a couple of cases of Coors Light, ummm so tastey), cruising the Stang or CBR 929, car shows, jumping out of airplanes, working out, running, camping, partying, hangin out with 'some of the boys', cathcin a movie every once and again, playin in the rain, rockin out to some music, and pretty much just whatever. Your results:
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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: stud
What did you do last night?: called my mom
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: probally porn
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: fuck ya
Last time you swam in a pool?: pool - over a year, derka's canal - the other day
What are you wearing?: birthday suit
How many cars have you owned?: 10
Type of music you dislike most?: techno- it all sounds the same after 5 mins
Are you registered to vote?: yes
Do you have cable?: not unless you're paying for it
What kind of computer do you use?: Toshiba- it was cheap
Ever made a prank phone call?: isn't that what this is?
You like anyone right now?: totally in love
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: only if i could wear what i'm wearing now
Furthest place you ever traveled?: i'm in Iraq
What's your favorite comic strip?: Batman
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: yes
Shower, morning or night?: only every 2 weeks while on refit. o yah. and you think you got it bad
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Wedding Crashers, 40 yr old virgin
Favorite pizza toppings?: meat lovers
Chips or popcorn?: Doritos
What cell phone provider do you have?: Verizon and so should everbody else so that we're all in "the zone"
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: have you ever smoked a poll? hahaha
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: my second profession
Orange Juice or apple?: o.j.
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: Hells Henchmen
favorite chocolate bar?: Milky Way
Who is your longest friend and how long?: Cheyenne known her since i was 12
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: dunno
Have you ever won a trophy?: fuck ya
Favorite arcade game?: any type of 'shoot em up' game
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: i dont even know what that is
Sprite or 7-UP?: Sprite
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: i am in the Army
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: warming lube
Ever thrown up in public?: that's when it's most exciting
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: I've found true love and lost it. So do i get the money now!
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yes
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: r u serious! what happened to Transformers or X-Men
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: i had a mullet. Thanx mom. Love ya
What message is on your voicemail machine?: usually some type of prank
Where would you like to go right now?: the beach and get shitfaced
Whats the name of your pet?: pet? do u mean...
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: Assualt Pack and stuff to kill Derkas
What do you think about most?: the sunsets. duh!
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Music:

Tom Petty, Rolling Stones,Aerosmith,AC/DC, Lynard Skynard, Led Zeplin, Black Crowes, Trapt, Breaking Benjamins, Disturbed, KORN, Staind, Steve Miller Band, Tenacious D, Kid Rock, Killers, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Meallica, Prodigy, The Days Grace,Rob Zombie, Black Eyed Peas, T.I., Outkast, 50 cent, Ludacris, T.I., Akon, Eminem, Chevelle, Dierks Bentley, Johnny Cash, Brad Paisley, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Trace Adkins, Kenny Chesney, Jason Alden, Keith Anderson... i pretty much have a time for everything but whatever it is "play it loud"

Movies:

Grandmas Boy, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Napolean Dynamite, Mr&Mrs. Smith, The Break-up, Bad Santa, House of 1000 Corpes, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Hostel, Texas Chainsaw Massacre,anything with Vince Vaughn,Dave Chapelles' series. "Fuck yo couch" and all kinds of others. i'm just not patient enough to put em down. I love horror movies.

Television:

DONT REALLY HAVE TIME FOR THE TUBE BUT IF I DO: SPIKE TV!UFC, Family Guy, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, and the SPEED channel.

Books:

Those are like daggers to my eyes. They should have; MAGAZINES:PRO 5.0 and MMFF, Modified Mustang, American Curves, MAXIM

Heroes:

Every service member that has given his life for his country and those who still fight. Giving up their own friends, family and loved ones just so you have the freedom to go to Starbucks and order a white chocolate mocca, if u want one. For those of you that sleep at night in peace, your welcome! Courtesy of this guy and everybody else that kicks ass.