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Pandemortis

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About Me

We give your mom orgasms and then she lets us kill her.... We're that good
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/7/2005
Band Website: geocities.com/pandemortis
Band Members: Damenkruppft Fijron - Demonic growls in apocolyptic tongues of violence and death |||Enseemeneistroh Von Shieste Hunde - Bringer of the Bonecrushing rhythmic chaos |||Eigerickth Satafodderg - Mass decapitation from the chords and cannibalistic axe wieldage
Influences: The will to kill and tacos (mexican food or pink)
Sounds Like: Cave metal.... In other words dead babies and rape.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

What the fuck is up with these guys dressing like chicks?

It has come to my attention that dudes are buying girl pants and shit for themselves.... What the fuck is that? I mean, if its getting you pussy, then by all means keep doin it. More power to you. But...
Posted by Pandemortis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I think we got a fuckin bass player!!!!! \m/

I think the subject pretty much explains it well enough..
Posted by Pandemortis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When theres no room left in hell...

We will record an album.... Hopefully sooner than later. We're already on the right track. Shit is starting to move faster and i can almost feel the northwind blowing on my face. Haha
Posted by Pandemortis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hell yes!

Well, we had a full day of fucking death metal playing today and it was the shit!! We took several pictures of ourselves and ive already added one of them. There will be several more but ill put thos...
Posted by Pandemortis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In the memory of....

Well, it appears Hunter S. Thompson was satisfied enough with his life that he decided it didn't need to go any further. Our sympathies go to his family and friends. Rest in peace Mr. Thompson P...
Posted by Pandemortis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blogged

I would like to apologize for the shitty quality of the recordings. They were recorded with an onboard mic on a four-track recorder. We are currently working on new recordings but that might take a wh...
Posted by Pandemortis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST