Fun with Craigslist |
Fun With CraigslistLook, I'm sorry I have a penis. I really am, but these are the irreconcilable facts: somewhere along the line I was given a penis and two functioning testes, facial hair and testero...
Posted by Danimal Crackers on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:11:00 PST |
And another thing |
While I have the time and energy to blog, I'd like to bring to the table the fact that Myspace is possibly the WORST engineered multi-million user site on the internet. Obviously I use it, and I...
Posted by Danimal Crackers on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:22:00 PST |
cowboys and busses |
I was up really late vomitting last night thanks to a sinister flu an undisclosed family member brought back from Mexico (thanks, Mom). And while I was up, I decided to make some good use o...
Posted by Danimal Crackers on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:26:00 PST |
Sundancing |
Before I even got to Park City, Utah to attend Robert Redford's prestigious Sundance Film Festival, I had heard it reffered to as "Hollywood on Ice."
"Whatever could that mean?" I asked myself. Gra...
Posted by Danimal Crackers on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 06:41:00 PST |
Monsters of Accordian |
Guh! The anger!
So, Dan Melleno, Melina, and myself went to the Monsters of Accordian tour at 21Grand in Oakland, starring the multi-talented Jason Webley, Duckmandu and Daniel Ari. The show was ...
Posted by Danimal Crackers on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 03:26:00 PST |
Dry Tooling |
While in CO, my friend and I drove way the hell up into the Rockies and hiked up the Flat-Irons/Front Range with tons and tons of equipment, because my friend wanted to go "dry tooling."
Anyone un...
Posted by Danimal Crackers on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 03:04:00 PST |
STORY part II |
Holy shit. I can't even begin to describe to you, like, how weird this week has been. I picked up Victoria at the airport, and it was SO WEIRD seeing her! It's been SO LONG! She started MODELING P...
Posted by Danimal Crackers on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 12:12:00 PST |
STORY part I |
7/04/05
Oh my god! I just won so much salami!
Ok. Heres what happened: I went to the Giants game with Chris, that really hot guy I met at the Holy Cow last week, and were just like, making ou...
Posted by Danimal Crackers on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:17:00 PST |
Wow, I didn't realize how depressing this was |
This is a little story I wrote after speaking with a woman today on Haight street. I dont know why, her story really touched me, and I wanted to share it in a narrative form. Sort of. Im sorry fo...
Posted by Danimal Crackers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Back from NYC |
I just spent two weeks in New York, and suffice it to say the experience was incredible. Im ready to pack up my things and move, head to a small brownstone in Williamsburg or one of those other hip ...
Posted by Danimal Crackers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
