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About Me

We be 2 dumbass's that like to make retarded movies, so we figured what the hey, lets make a myspace about it. Im BJ Hacker, 16, and my home boy Derek Brewer be 15, im from KY, while he be from Tennesse during the school year but spends his summers up here. We made this to look and see if there is a audience that would like what we do, lol, which is be dumbasses.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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You Will Die at Age 55
Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits. What Age Will You Die?
You Are 28 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

My Interests

sports..... girls....... fattys....... life itself basically
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Sun Detective
Your Superpower is Artificial Intelligence
Your Weakness is Philosophizing
Your Weapon is Your Ice Catapult
Your Mode of Transportation is Motorcycle What's your Superhero Name?

I'd like to meet:

We of coarse are fans of Johnny and his crew and anybody else that do crazy shiznit such as us.... And also the prime time porn stars in dreams of getting a night job.
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Music:

just about anything...
You Are a Freedom Rocker!
You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
Your kind showed the world how to rock
Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man! What Kind of Rocker Are You?Music Video Codes By ..

Movies:

we are both movie fanatics, going to the theature atleast 4 times a month. We make um too u know....

Television:

Such things as king of the hill, south park, jackass, wild boys, beavis and butthead, family guy, aquateen hunger force...

Books:

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Heroes:

Chuck norris... carl weathers... joe pesci.... val kilmer.... hiruki sakia.... Sam Kinison.... Rodney Dangerfield... Richard Pryor... brad pitt...... johnny knoxville and of coarse steve

Your Theme Song is Fight for Your Right by the Beastie Boys
"Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!"

You love to party hard and cause a little trouble...
And you're too busy getting wasted to move out of your parents' house! What's Your Theme Song? Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='font-size: 14pt;'Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like? -o

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Coming Soon

 Well, summer is coming pretty soon and that means we'll be making some more videos. So if you have any ideas for some more videos we could make get up with us and we'll decide on some. This year...
Posted by assjacks on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:54:00 PST