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music layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com love / music / movies / frazy Hot Free Layouts----------------------------------------------------- ----------BODY TYPE RANGES FROM SLIM TO BULKY. HAIR LENGTH CAN RANGE FROM SHORT TO "SEMI-BRUCE LEE" - I CUT MY FREAKING HAIR ONCE EVERY 2 MONTHS THAT'S WHY! HALFED-ASSED GUITAR PLAYER. HALF-ASSED PIANO PLAYER. HALF-ASSED. LIKES PUNK-ROCK, POP, ROCK, HIP-HOP IN THAT ORDER. SWEATS ACTRESSES JESSICA ALBA, ANGELINA JOLIE, CHARLIZE THERON, AND KATE BECKINSALE NOT IN ANY ORDER. NO, DO NOT SWEAT ACTORS. LIKES TO PLAY BASKETBALL, BOWLING, AND TENNIS - YES IN THIS ORDER.

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Get Your Own! | View SlideshowThe concert was awesome except for some annoying people that includes Sum Long C@ck, Security asshole, and FJ grandma to my left. ****WARNING**** continue reading my Niki concert story only if you have nothing else to do because its gonna be long =P*** 1) Got lost 10mins in to driving to AC. 2) Got there early and went to eat. 3) Concert starts and we were seated in 2nd row right stage. 4) A dicky security parked his ass in front of my face sitting 2 feet away from me. (i sensed trouble for the night) 5) We got played, our seats were in the back a whole section. 6) Three old hags began to complain bout their front row right stage seats being too close. *grumble* 7) We robbed their tickets and took their front row seats. 8) Sum Long C@ck sang 1st and revealed that his guest star tonight is Niki Chow. 9) I "lol" cause I thought he was suppose to be Niki's guest star. 10) Sum Long C@ck walked down to give handshakes. 11) I gave him my fake smile and shake and took his autographed picture. 12) Niki finally shows up and I proceeded with my plan to become her right stage support. 13) It was very easy to get her attention because the stage was 2feet away from me and I was the only one cheering for her on my side, apparently all the youngsters were seated left stage and old farts were on my side. 14) After having her wave at me everytime she walked to my side, I can tell I have already become her approval/support audience on my side. The hot dancers were also smiling at me because I gave them my approval as well by taking pictures of them and waving while the lil girls and faggity guys stared at Sum Long C@ck. 15) They began to play random HONG-KY mini games. 16) I passed on 1st game cause I have no clue how its played. 17) Next mini game they wanted someone to bring up 5 shoe laces. 18) I did not bother with it since its annoying to yank out my laces and then yank out my other 2 friends' laces too. 19) But then, Niki walked over to my side and SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME to take off my laces and take part in this game. 20) Of course I could not refuse so i began to rip at my laces, but then they announced that brining the whole shoe counts too. 21) So my friends gave me their shoes and I frantically waved my 5 shoes at Niki to get their attention. 22) Out of nowhere, Sum Long C@ck blocker from the other side of stage walked all the way from the other side pass Niki towards me telling me I was too late and take a seat. He said something along the lines of "Awww too bad, you are too late already, thank you for playing better luck next time la". He was saying this while coming closer and closer to me almost to my face holding my Niki back. I saw the disappointment in her face cause I knew she wanted me to win. I was bout to throw my shoes at Sum Long C@ck block. 23) The games continues with things like bring up 5 belts and 5 lipsticks which might I add is totally unfair to those who only came in groups of 3 people...like me. 24) During this whole time I was struggling with the security guard in my face. Everytime I would get up to take a picture or something he would try to stiff arm me. 25) I guess it didn't help the situation because I was trash talking bout him with my friends in his face. 26) During the concert the seat to my left sat an old lady out of nowhere. She began to bust out her left foot and placed it on her right thigh and began to rub her bare foot with her hands next to me. Might I add her foot was 1 inch away from my left knee. Needless to say I loudly told my friends to my right to look at what she's doing while pointing at her foot. She finally realizes that she was invading my space and air, and that I felt harassed by her actions and she puts her sandal back on. 27) This time Niki is coming down the stage to shake hands. 28) And of course, she would come down from MY side of the stage for obvious reasons. 29) My friend next to me got to shake her hand 1st cause he was a bit closer to the steps. Then I got to shake her soft hands next. It didn't end there as my greedy nature took over me as I proceeded to get 2nds and then THIRDS. Well, the 2nd shake I kinda sneaked it in by curving my hand pretending it was from the new batch of hands. The third time she caught on to me as she just forcefully touched my hand with her fingertips and gave me a "err like you again?" expression. Hotness! 30) The whole time I was getting handshakes I was at the same time fighting off the asshole security guard. 31) When The show finally ends Niki was giving out final handshakes standing on the stage while bending over to us. Many people rushed from my side to get the final shake. I wasn't going to go up anymore seeing as I shaked enough times and the security dick had his eye on me. But as I see him let people through for shakes and my friend telling me he'll help me take my picture I was like what the heck. As I approached the security dick-face, I gestured to him if it was okay to get my shake seeing as how he let everyone and thier grandmas pass. As I tried to walk by he blocked me with his hands. I was about to WTF-PWN his ass, but controlled myself cause Niki was almost within reach so I push my way through and got my final real handshake with her and told her she's pretty in chinese and she replied with a thank you and smile AND she WINKED at me /gg FTW. Dick head security tried to get his final words "There you go you got it. You must be happy now". I of course being my choon self /ignored him making him feel insignificant like a mosquito bite on your back that only tingles a little but not itchy enough to even bother to scratch. 32) Concert is over and I regret not getting any signed autogrphs of her or a picture together. 33) We walked around the casino trying to play a few hands before we drove home. We finally decided on Pai Gaw Poker $25 limit. I lost $50 in a heart beat but came back at the end winning 3 in a row with a final bet of $80, won my money back and netted $70, $10 of which I tipped my dealer. 34) Drove back while drinking more coffee. 35) Had a blast! Thanks L&A for the fun. ***********THE END****************

Music:

Not listed in order: 3 doors down, daniel beddingfield, ryan cabera, ma$e, beatles, lifehouse, nickleback, creed, aerosmith, 50cent, kelly clarkson, frankie j, bsb, michelle branch, avril lavigne, fallout boys, green day, the calling,

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Heroes:

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