About Me
Hi my name is Fucking Elyse and i forget and lose everything. I mean everything. In my free time I like to eat snack paks, snow tube and rollerblade. I Just got some sick new blades. They're pretty sweet. I like crocodiles and petting soft things. I have white skin and my hair always turns orange. I'm kind of a big deal, you would know that if you knew me. I like paint bottles thrown at my house and getting pulled over. Running out of gas is fun too. I forget to fill my tank with gas. See, I told you I forget things. I can't believe I even remembered to tell you that I forget things. Hanging out with dick is a fun time. I like the Winchester Mystery House and big grassy areas. Long lost fries in the sides of my car seats are my best friend!