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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matty "moosie" Russell
Birthday: May 25 1983
Birthplace: garbage dumpster or maybeeee Huntington hospital?
Current Location: Smithtown, NY
Eye Color: Baby Blueeee
Hair Color: Blonde or watever color J makes it hahaha
Height: 6"2, third leg height also?
Right Handed or Left Handed: right but my left is the tender hand.....ew
Your Heritage: Italian,Hungarian,Russian and 75% sexmachine
The Shoes You Wore Today: ummmm sketchers and flip floppers
Your Weakness: a cute smile, and a buffalo chicken sandwich on a nekked girl
Your Fears: the dark,nazis,joe rogan,smallies(midgets),and weenie bikinis
Your Perfect Pizza: a pizza with 36 DD,5"5, 110 lbs and um a lil italian sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i wana be impregnated by a football player or a man nearly twice my age whom im in love with.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: to0tz, or ya friggin jerk!
Thoughts First Waking Up: where are my shoes??? fukk shoes!
Your Best Physical Feature: everything,but my smile is very seductive
Your Bedtime: 5 am
Your Most Missed Memory: my gerbils Spike and Fluffernutter....they died cuz i didnt wana feed em and then the raccoons ate their bodies
Pepsi or Coke: ummm Corona! lime pwweeeeze?
MacDonalds or Burger King: definately the dollar menu cuz we all know that bk is for whores and pussywillows
Single or Group Dates: single so i can work wut my momma gave me!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: oh snap thats hard......ummm........wutz the question again?.....shoot i think nestea? wait wait maybe lipton.Is Arizone one of the answers?? i choose C. Arizone
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl it up babyyy
Cappuccino or Coffee: and ur gross Starfux!
Do you Smoke: depends
Do you Swear: on the bible and on the phone,but i swear when i swear its cutttte
Do you Sing: yes hahaha in my car and i dance in my car 2....i always put on a freee show for the car next door
Do you Shower Daily: i shower twice a day and i Jacuzzi with my neighbor Gertude,she is petite and wrinkled
Have you Been in Love: yes twice,will i be in it again?? im a heart breaker.... :(
Do you want to go to College: umm im on the 10 year plan
Do you want to get Married: hahaha yeh no maybe when im 30?
Do you belive in yourself: always and thats why im speshul
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeh on planes sometimes so i usually try to distract myself from the sickness by yelling that i have a bomb in my shoes and im gonna blow up the plane. it works try it....honestly!
Do you think you are Attractive: um gross i am like a green blob with zits on my ass and nipples. hahah jk
Are you a Health Freak: now i am thanx to my partner in the gymnasium Gary the Terminator. fukkin super model bastard
Do you get along with your Parents: yeh if they are drunk i do hahaha,but if im drunk oh snap
Do you play an Instrument: meat harmonica
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes sir
In the past month have you Smoked: yo soy matteo,maybe
In the past month have you been on Drugs: umm drugs are for germans and polar bears
In the past month have you gone on a Date: cant answer this....its against my religion, Buddhism
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nopers
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: omg i love sushi hot date ne1??? i am a sushi stalker
In the past month have you been on Stage: haha yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: random cuz i just broke my contract with my gf...lolz im single now
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: im inoocent i swear copper
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i stole some1's heart and bag of cheetos, bitch!
Ever been Drunk: yeppers
Ever been called a Tease: maybeeee
Ever been Beaten up: nopes
Ever Shoplifted: yeh long ago i stole pogs from a comic store haha umm and if they call me askin about it ill deny this.
How do you want to Die: i want a marshmellow factory to explode and cover my room in that sauce they make on friendly's ice creams and i eat so much of it i explode into rainbow pieces.....then people eat me like the stay puff marshmellow man
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
What country would you most like to Visit: guam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green with a drop of sunshine
Favourite Hair Color: definately highlighted blue and orange like a clown....i also like blondes
Short or Long Hair: longer the better to grab my dear
Height: 5" wateva as long as not a midget,ugh creepy
Weight: 400,anything less is not a real woman after my heart....and my legs and my arms and any meat on me cuz she is goddamn hungry!
Best Clothing Style: skirt no panties,wearing a bikini to meet my parents or just nekked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1-800-456-3288 thats the number for marijuana hotline and then 1-800-slutz-r-us for my grandma who deals in mostly NYC,crack only
Number of CDs I own: lots cuz i am rich in music
Number of Piercings: just ask me but u can see 3, i had my anus pierced too truth be known.
Number of Tattoos: hah
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to live on so imma go to the factory now and start the marshmellow process which will kill me
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Music:
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Boris, Tiesto, Dig weed, JP, Danny Teneglia,johnny vicious,JP especialllyyy!.....then for a change of heart i love BIlly Joel,The Used,Coldplay,Panic at the discoooooo,Minus the bear,My Chemical Romance,Korn,all music except pussy country.
Movies:
Donnie Darko,Goodfellas,A Bronx Tale,Old School,any Adam Sandler movie,Killer Clowns from OuterSpace,basically every movie ever made i love but those are some of the best of the best =].. width="425" height="350" ..
Television:
UFC, family guy, south park, comedy central, chappelle show,ATHF,anything funny and with fuzzy animals like on Animal Planet....i swear im obsessed with growing up Lion cuz they are soooo cuteeee!!!!
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Books:
stephen king and maxim mag should be the only ones here.
I only read books naked.
Heroes:
umm Mr Softee and his delicious truck of softee cones,and also i have 2 admit Vin Diesel,but not from his movies,he is my hero because he used 2 make breakdancing videos when he had an afro and im not lying.
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