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David

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Ok, this'll be me then! I live near West London (Windsor). I am halfway between 7ft and 5ft tall unless stooping (I stoop bi-anually). I love anything that makes me laugh and I like making people laugh.
I play bass guitar in a cover band. "I feel like a preserved moose when I'm onstage" (for Spinal Tap fans everywhere!).
I've done stand-up comedy (About 50 gigs and counting!). I love unexpected, spur of the moment, off the wall humour (think Noel Fielding, Stephen Wright, Eddie Izzard, Phil Kay etc.).
I love evenings out with my mates - I wish I'd recorded some of the crap we talk about! But I'm not a friend of the hangover.
I work for myself and have a job that I can fit around my life (the way I believe it should be).
I love my bed but am an amateur sleeper (BTW - the government should phase out getting up in the morning).
I have much time for the hop (That's the one you find in beer not American 50's films).
An Indian waiter told me (Don't worry this isn't a joke) when working, there are 2 things he's forbidden from discussing with the customers - Religion and Politics.......I think that says a lot.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hotties with a sense of humour, laid back attitude and a beer.

Just looked up definition of hottie - Noun: hottie A very attractive or seductive looking woman - smasher, stunner, knockout, beauty, ravisher, sweetheart, peach, lulu, looker, mantrap, dish, babe.

Sounds about right - although a great personality can make anyone a hottie in my book.

My Blog

Antwerp - New Year

I returned from Antwerp in Belgium yesterday. I've been a couple of times before but it's a great place to visit. It's sort of like an 'Amserdam Lite' if you know what I mean? There's a good atmospher...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:27:00 GMT

Choker

Hello there! I went out last night and got drunk! Goodbye! Sorry, that's not all,  I wanted to say a bit more. There was a reason for last night's festivities (always make sure there's a reason f...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 04:45:00 GMT

1st Gig of 2008!!!

Did our first gig of 2008 last night - it was a 30th birthday party (fancy dress). It actually went pretty well music-wise! I was expecting a lot more mistakes after the Xmas and New Year 'celebration...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 20:40:00 GMT

Gig in Putney Sat 17 Nov

My cover band The Somethings played a gig at The London Rowing Club in Putney, London last night. Right on the river Thames - it was a long room with a high ceiling and a bar on one side. No stag...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 05:40:00 GMT

Another bass guitar

I was in Windsor today and went into the musical instrument shop - it's called Hooters. Unfortunately they don't model their staff on the bar and grill Hooters of America. Male orientated idea - ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:11:00 GMT

Leo Sayer - SM58

Leo Sayer looks like a Shure SM58 microphone (the industry standard vocal mic) -and if you don't know what a Shure SM58 microphone looks like - it looks like him! Actually, th...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:23:00 GMT

"Celebrity" Big Brother

"Celebrity" Big Brother is with us again! Correct me if I'm wrong, but the first Big Brother was done in aid of Comic Relief wasn't it? To provide money for charities helping people in the UK and Afri...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:33:00 GMT

How I won the lottery

Actually, I win every week! Here's how to do it; Learn your lucky lotto numbers off by heart Forget to buy a lotto ticket Check the numbers to make sure you haven't lost out on a fortune Enjoy t...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 13:53:00 GMT

Hangover

Went out last night and met up with old friends in Eton. Reason = wetting babies head (not literally). It was a great night. Good to see old friends again, especially in a&nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:32:00 GMT

Ditch Witch

Great name for a company or what? I saw it today on the side of a van - 'Ditch Witch'! But the strapline underneath was even better: 'The Boring Machine' What a great product! You can dig a trench a...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:13:00 GMT