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oh my fucking god

jesus christ, classes on computer usage are boring as shit. if I have time to post this blog and still keep along with the teacher, I doubt i'm going to learn much that i don't already know. ha, ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 16:34:00 GMT

holl berrs vs. all the sweet xmen not in xmen 3

I just wanna say officially, that that skank halle berry ruined xmen 3 with her huge ass ego and her huge ass. The first two xmen had a pretty sweet xmen plot going on, with all the characters being m...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 09:40:00 GMT

butt of mencia

i hit a taurus tonight belonging to an irish couple, and proceeded to have the most pleasant post-accident experience I've ever had. I was too overly-charmed to be pissed about my damn insurance going...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 22:20:00 GMT

whqat?

a school by my house has their customizable sign thang say: cyberbullying and internet safety. what in god's name is cyberbullying? can you somehow intimidate someone into transfering funds into your ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 21:30:00 GMT

urrbody's ignorant up in da dmv

so i have some sweet eavesdropping to share with y'all from my expurrience at the damn license bureau. First off, teenagers are annoying because they are overly self-centered and usually loud. So I do...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 17:46:00 GMT

we built this city on crack and hoes

sup mangs. has anyone ever heard the hilarious take on a popular rock song as listed in the subject of this blog? If not, I should copyright that shit and cash the fuck in when kanye decides to use it...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:28:00 GMT

MYSPACE IS GOING CRAZRERS

There's a tornado in the urrea. Hopefully it sweeps by my house. I buried a pipe deep into the ground so I can just hang on to it and miraculously avoid the insane amount of dust and debris and see th...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 14:21:00 GMT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**********BONUSBLOGBONUSBLOGBONUSBLOGGGG !!!!!!!*****!!!!*!*!*!*!*!*!!!!*!*!

SO while Iwas checking out the tee shirts in the back of goodwill, I noticed a panicky messenger from outside, moving around the store announcing that a car in the parking lot was on fire (omygod I'm ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 14:03:00 GMT

oh my fucking christ, have you read sean's latest blog? oh you haven't? then why the fuck are y

ou even talking to me? naw fo real though, I was in chicago this weekend so I have to blog about friday all the way here on monday. I know, I know, I'm sorry. So I was at Goodwill on friday (see earli...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 13:39:00 GMT

paul haggis, more like paul DRAGGIS aaaaahhhhweeeeeee

I know these blogs are pretty much bitchin all the way through, but this needs to be recomended for anyone looking to rent the film Crash. Crash is a bad movie. It is not good Ok here goddamnt I'm jus...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 21:56:00 GMT