I was recently taken in by two extremely heterosexual (Matt & Michael- who am I kidding?) guys while I was slinking around Bayou Fountain Avenue a couple of days ago. I had been living for a few days on the porch haunched up on some raggedy towel. But by the grace of Ra, Matt rescued me like I was Moses from the Nile River.
I have two awesome godparents, Michelle and John David. I only wish my owners were as cool as them.
It's rumoured that I like men more than women. I'm just trying to live my nine lives you know? Though I have been known to turn into "Ms. Sparkles" on Thursday nights at Splash...
The other day, I was "Bad Kitty" on the couch. I didn't care -- just another day at the office.
Come visit me sometime at Club Bayou Fountain -- I may just bite your face.
