(always read the small print)
I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO SAY...
...and that does mean I like listening to the sound of my own voice.
I AM BLONDE...
...and I am smarter than I look.
IM A EXTREMELY LOUD...
...and convince everyone else to be just as I am.
I TAKE A LONG TIME TO GET READY...
...dont confuse vanity with pride.
I DONT SPEND ENOUGH MONEY...
...and people who tell me otherwise wish they had more money to spend.
PEOPLE SAY IM A LOUD...
...I say they have really good hearing.
NO ONE SHOULD BE UP ME EARILER THAN 9AM...
...unless its because youre still up from the previous night.
EVERY FLOOR IS A DANCE FLOOR...
...especially street corners at 5am dancing to ourselves.
MY IDEAL GUY...
...would sweep me off my feet.
MY IDEAL FRIEND…
...would be the worlds biggest hoe EVER (like Ash)!
...would tell me to be a REALIST (like Holly)!
...would love our GENERAL SMARTS (like Ness)!
...would be a ROCKET SCIENTIST (like Sophie)!
...would LAUGH at our unconess (like Kylie)!
...would be the best at EVERYTHING (like Hannah)!
...would love FUSION, even with nothing to drink (like Amy)!
...would be able snort, burp and fuck in public, while still being COOL (like Alice)!
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