JIMMY

About me: First let me tell you how I look I’m 6’4” 213 pounds. I look like I should be the starting left tackle for the Chicago bears. I haven’t played football since high school. 2nd: How I act I’m an asshole are just a plan good old smartass. My friends know this and, are still my friend. They know I will try my best to be there if they need me are something or, if they just need someone to talk to. The secrets and stories in my head stay there saving them for votes for when I run for congress someday. I try to be nice to everyone even assholes like me. I’m not going to judge people about the way they live are about their past. Trust me we all have done things that we are not proud of I know I have. I will leave the judging to God. That’s what the good book tell us the parts I have read. The great thing about our country is the freedom of speech. This gives us the right to stand up and speak at the top of our lungs about our ideas and, feelings about something. In return we must sit back a listen to someone else speak against them at the top of their lungs. I feel if you live a good life and do what you are able to help others. God will take you unto him or her with open arms. I try not to lie much only on my golf game. The PGA rule book makes great toilet paper when you really need some. Everyone should have one in their bag. 3rd: why am I still single are not married I refer you to part one of this list. I have loved and lost. I have loved without telling her how I really feel didn’t like the lost part it sucks. Since I have been on myspace I get about two friend request a week from women who want me to see their porn sites. Don’t get me wrong I love to see a naked woman the female body is the most beautiful thing in the world. This is why we fight wars and try to take over the world for women. But all I have to say is I have porn I don’t want yours I know you’re not just new in town and, you want someone to talk to when your picture is used with 20 plus names. I know there are people out there who look alike but, there’s no way you are wearing the same thing in the same place and, have the same layout on your page. Thank you for asking but, I’m not here for porn. I know there is a protestant white sox's fan out there somewhere who will love me and put up with me someday. This is just a small part of me and those of you who know me don’t make to much fun of my spelling and grammar.Jimmy

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