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Hurricane Dean

It's not just a screw that's loose, it's an entire hardware store.

About Me

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MyspaceDaddy.com - Myspace Codes Got sense?My name is Dean, I'm tall (6'5") I have long curly brown hair and a black leather trenchcoat (actually a duster). I don't have any piercings or tattoos. I don't paint my fingernails or wear make-up (unless I have to fill in for someone at Rocky). But that hasn't happened yet. I'm not your average guy in the trenchcoat. I have been known to be a bit nutty, or crazy at times, but I'm not a psychopath, sociopath or anything like such. I don't randomly decapitate people or fuck people up for fun, or as a need to prove or better myself. I do not support school shootings, or postal shootings or any of that happy stereotypical bullshit. I am one twisted fucker. It does not matter what it is, I have very little morals. I laugh at things as I see them. I do not have sex with dead people, I'm just content with poking at them with twigs. I am not a member in any cults, and I don't get my rocks off on sacrificing small animals, or having sex with animals (*cough cough* enumclaw). Lines have to be drawn at some point. I am as you see me, I do not nor have I ever portayed myself, or pretended to be anything else other than myself. I believe unless you are a rockstar or movie star, running or having an alter-ego is pointless and stupid. If you don't like the way I am, well...fuck you. Because it's all you're going to get, man-up and deal with it. I am a high school graduate, I graduated with my class in 2003. I am currently working a day shift job in Sumner throwing boxes 5 days a week. I drive and own my own classic car, (I might be trading it in or selling it this summer for a different one). I am currently a cast member of a local Rocky Horror cast called The Bluemouseketeers, Where I am The Criminologist. Sometimes I say, or notice random things and blurt them out, though I am not spontaneous. I'm pretty damn sarcastic sometimes, I enjoy flipping everyone shit at one time or another. I enjoy it even more when the shit gets flipped back. If you can't take the shit, THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM! I am an asshole, thus I take pride in being such. When someone calls me an asshole, I take it as a compliment and bow occasionally. I am an Atheist, but I will debate religion with you anyday if it's brought up. I'm not ignorant on the matter. I loathe people who think they can change others, I'm a stubborn-ass bastard, you will not change me. I guess that sums it up a bit.
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You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


100%

Hannibal Lecter


85%

Jigsaw


80%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Leatherface


60%

Captain Spaulding


40%

Candyman


35%

Buffalo Bill


30%

Jason Voorhees


20%

Michael Myers


10%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dean, and I have a Sicilian lastname.
Birthday: November 21st.
Birthplace: A hospital.
Current Location: Spanaway, Washington.
Eye Color: Blue/Grey.
Hair Color: Brown.
Height: 6' 5".
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends, I write with my right, but put that aside and I'm ambitdexrtious.
Your Heritage: Sicilian, Italian, German, Cherokee, and Cajun French .
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Converse
Your Weakness: Tall girls, and girls that resemble Betty Page.
Your Fears: None that I am currently aware of.
Your Perfect Pizza: Large, thick, greasy, and loaded with anchovies.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Landing myself a permanent job.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I plead the fifth".
Thoughts First Waking Up: ~deep sigh~ "back to reality".
Your Best Physical Feature: My enormus stature.
Your Bedtime: I usually shoot for 9 during the week, but my gf tends to keep me up ;-).
Your Most Missed Memory: High school.
Pepsi or Coke: Mountian Dew.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King rules. Though Mickey D's McNuggets are awesome and thier fries own.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Next question please.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino.
Do you Smoke: I've been known to on occasion.
Do you Swear: Nope, I always watch what I fucking say.
Do you Sing: Not really.
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, most of the time.
Have you Been in Love: I'm gradually making my way to yes.
Do you want to go to College: Idealy yes.
Do you want to get Married: Hell no.
Do you belive in yourself: There is a little Rob Schnieder in me going "You can do it!".
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope, never.
Do you think you are Attractive: my gf thinks so, that's good enough for me.
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, I'm a firm believer in the five-second rule.
Do you get along with your Parents: My Father, most of the time, my mother, about half the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms: If it's ear-shattering, and puts on a wicked light show, absolutely.
Do you play an Instrument: I have an Acoustic and two Electrics, I can almost play the entire album of Paranoid, by Black Sabbath.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A few of them actually.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Guilty.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, Sushi is just, yuck.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm the Rocky Horror Criminologist, so the answer would be yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, there again not very many people are strong enough to pick me up.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Ooh yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Nope.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: Once or twice when I was about 12, wasn't very successful, gave it up.
How do you want to Die: In a way that'll give the best adrenalin rush of my life.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A wealthy retiree from some place, living somewhere in Europe.
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe in general, no where specific.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, so faded you swear they see right through you.
Favourite Hair Color: Natural Red, or natural Black, maybe a good Blonde. Dyed even, no serious preference.
Short or Long Hair: Both, short depends on how it looks.
Height: Prefferably tall, but willing to settle.
Weight: Average for thier height.
Best Clothing Style: Rocker, Metalhead, Gothic.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2.
Number of CDs I own: Heh, too many.
Number of Piercings: None, but not to say I may not in the future.
Number of Tattoos: None, but also not to say I may not in the future.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I believe one finds it easier to let go of one's regrets, or they'll never cease to annoy.
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You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


79%

agnosticism


67%

atheism


63%

Buddhism


58%

Islam


50%

Paganism


50%

Judaism


42%

Hinduism


33%

Christianity


8%
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My Interests

I love driving and cruising around in my classic car. Kicking it with my girl Terralyn, I love you babes. Rocky (obviously). I love kickin' it with friends, going to Seattle and visiting The Rabbit Hole, partying hard when the opportunity arises and I don't have to drive. I love bloody, gut-wrenching vomit-inducing horror movies, as well as action, comedy, sci-fi, etc. Just no soppy chick flick shit. I love going to vicious eardrum-shattering rock concerts (mainly Ozzfest). I would definately say I am an outdoorsman, I love nature, wildlife, things of that sort. I love getting lost in the woods and exploring. I'll go on a hike, or a camping trip up in some mountains. I play with dead things.


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There's my Cadillac.................but only in my subconcious non-reality

I'd like to meet:

People similiar to myself in general, I like people who are laid back and who either fly by the seat of thier pants or take it as it comes. I like people who don't take there lives too seriously, people who are not easily judgemental. People who are not easily offended or uptight. People who are themselves. People who develop they're own opinions not just go by the word of others. Just cool people, people who are open and honest and will tell you straight up how it is without the bullshit or dramatics. I hate people who lie, cheat or steal. To do so to me, can be potentially hazardous to your health, thus is highly discouraged. You are however encouraged to message me at anytime, if you wish to get to know me awesome. Just send me a message, not just a friend request. If you just send me a freind request, I'll assume your a porn bot or just as unimportant and you will sit there and rot for the remainder of eternity, and eventually deleted.

Music:

I like mostly Metal. Heavy Metal, Black Metal, Doom Metal, Death Metal, Grind Metal, Grindcore, Industrial Metal, some Progressive Metal, Classic Rock, Techno, Trance, old school rap, some old school punk, and some classical. Most of the music I listen to is foreign, Norwegian, Portuguese, Greek, Swedish, Polish, etc. Though I can't understand some of the lyrics sometimes, It's the music I love.Abigor, Abruptum, AC/DC, Acid Death, Aerosmith, Agalloch, Agathodaimon, Ambrazura, Amon Amarth, ...And Oceans, Arch Enemy, As I Lay Dying, At The Gates, Azrael, Bathory, Black Dahlia Murder, Black Sabbath, Black Spiral, Blood Ritual, Bolt Thrower, Borknagar, Burning Inside, Burn The Priest, Bury Your Dead, Candlemass, Carcass, Cavity, Celtic Frost, Cephalic Carnage, Choronzon, Coal Chamber, Coalesce, Coroner, Cradle of Filth, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crowbar, Cryptopsy, Darkthrone, Death, Death Angel, Deep Purple, Deicide, DevilDriver, Dimmu Borgir, Disgrace By Design, Disturbed, Down, Drowning Pool, Electric Wizard, Emperor, Enigma, Entombed, Epoch Of Unlight, Eric Clapton, Evanesence, Evemaster, Eyehategod, Fear Factory, Fear of God, Flotsam & Jetsam, Forest Of Witchery, Forlorn, Goat Bleeder, God Dethroned, Godflesh, Godsmack, Gorgoroth, Gorguts, Grand Funk Railroad, Hatebreed, Hedfirst, High On Fire, Himsa, Hortus Animae, Hypocrisy, Impaled Nazarene, Incantation, Infected Mushroom, In Flames, Internal Bleeding, Iron Butterfly, Iron Monkey, Isis, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, John Oakenfold, Jungle Rot, KATAKLYSM, King's Evil, Korpiklaani, Kreator, Kyuss, Lacuna Coil, Lamb Of God, Leather Strip, Led Zeppelin, Legen Beltza, Lengsel, Linkin Park (old school), Lordes Werre, Malevolent Creation, Marilyn Manson, Mayhem, MC Hammer (old school), Megadeth (old school), Metallica (old school), Midnattsol, Ministry, Mistigo Varggoth Darkestra, Moonspell, Morbid Angel, Mudvayne, Murder, Mutilation, Nailbomb, Nile, Nokturnal Mortum, Nora, November's Doom, Obituary, Old Man's Child, Opeth, Otep, Otyg, Ozzy Osbourne, Painkiller, Pantera, Paradise Lost, Paul McCartney, Pestilence, Pink Floyd, Public Enemy, Queen, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Rotting Christ, Run DMC (old school), Saint Vitus, Samael, Sandman, Satyricon, Seal, S e c u l a r t h r e a t, Septic Flesh, Sepultura, Slayer, Slipknot, SPM, Soilent Green, Soulless, Staind, Suffocation, System Of A Down, Tartharia, Testament, The Beatles, The Duskfall, The Ramones(old school), The Possesed, The Who, Three Doors Down, Throne Of Nails, Throwdown, Transport League, Tristania, Trouble, Van Halen, Venom, Viking Crown, Virgin Black. I listen to an .. radio, so I'm constantly adding bands that I like. Want a contradiction? I listen to shit like Mayhem, which is a complete Satanic band, then turn around and listen to someone like Paul McCartney. Isn't that fucked? What Rocky Horror Picture Show Character Are You?
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Movies:

Horror: The Exorcist, The Omen, The Shining, The Birds, Hellraiser 1-4, Saw trilogy, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Carrie, Christine, House of 1000 Corpses, Children of The Corn, The Evil Dead, House of Frankenstein (1931), Blade Trilogy, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Night of The Living Dead, The Silence of The Lambs, The Amittyville Horror (new and old), Underworld, Saw, Saw 2, Freddy Vs. Jason, Child's Play, Bride of Chucky, Land of The Dead etc. Everything else: Van Wilder, Animal House, Scary Movie, Date Movie, The Girl Next Door, Pulse, Pirates Of The Carribean 1 and 2, Harry Potter, Lord of The Rings, James Bond 007, Full Metal Jacket, U-571, Hunt For Red October, The Rock, Crimson Tide, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Waterboy, American Pie, The Breafast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Happy Tree Friends, The Rambo Trilogy, Eurotrip, The Glimmer Man, Fire Down Below, Under Siege, Dangerous Minds, The Substitute, Tommy Boy, Cheech & Chong movies, Little Nicky, The Godfather, The Untouchables, Scarface, The Matrix, etc. The list remains endless.
The Craft
You're whole life, you've felt different. You know you're different, and that is why you break away from the norm and don't give a shit what other people think about you. You're you, you're proud, you're a bit... weird might I say? but you're far more interesting than most people will ever percieve. Keep being yourself, whether people like it or not.

Television:

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CSI NY/Miami/Las Vegas, The Simpsons, Southpark, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog (Conan O'Brian), The Osbournes, Numb3rs, sometimes Jay Leno, and David Letterman, depending on their guests, Family Guy, Beavis and Butthead, Mail Call, Futurama.

Books:

The Satanic Bible by Anton LeVey. Generally I don't really read books, although with my level of literacy and comprehension I could read damn near about anything. Reading, spelling and grammar was always my strongest point in school. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !src=http://www.timerecords.co.uk/acatalog/hellraiser_pinhea d.jpg My favorite horror movie, and icon, Pinhead a.k.a. Lead Cenobite, from Clive Barker's Hellraiser. Based off of the book entitled: "The Hellbound Heart", to which I have read. Pinhead is my Hellmerican Idol.

Heroes:

Certainly not god! Ha, sorry. Ed Gein, not a hero, but a mere person of intrigue. He was a huge character inspiration for many major horror movie icons such as, Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Buffalo Bill (The Silence of The Lambs), Alfred Hitchcock's character Norman Bates, Psycho, Necromantik, and many more.

My Blog

I started working again.

I’m working out in a warehouse in Scumner, Cumner...I mean Sumner. Yeah Sumner. I worked at this place about a year ago and did quite well. I’m working swing-shift almost like I was doing ...
Posted by Hurricane Dean on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:04:00 PST

Money in my broke-ass pocket.

For like three weeks, I had a car that I was trying to sell on craiglist. I got it off a friend in hopes of getting it running so I could drive it. I found out it needed a little more work than I coul...
Posted by Hurricane Dean on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:59:00 PST

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Posted by Hurricane Dean on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:24:00 PST

Rockypalooza 2008!

  Rockypalooza is here!!!  It's going to be kick-ass! I'm completely stoked about it.  The website for all the detailed information here in the  Northwest'>http://w...
Posted by Hurricane Dean on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:00:00 PST

Feel free to kick my ass anytime.

I sold my Buick yesterday. I sold it to a guy in Seattle who buys old cars, guts'em out, changes the body, and molds it into an 11-second drag car. He was showing me some of the things he's done on hi...
Posted by Hurricane Dean on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:13:00 PST

Posting on Craigslist this weekend

I spent about an hour or two photographing my car on Tuesday, and today I typed up and saved an ad that I am getting ready to post on Craiglist this weekend. $1000. I might be waving goodbye to my car...
Posted by Hurricane Dean on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:41:00 PST

Me working again

So, I have been without a job now for almost a month now. I'm done with temp services for a while, because of having to bounce around from place to place. I decided I need something concrete, somethin...
Posted by Hurricane Dean on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:14:00 PST

Things that just make me shake my head.

It's a sad sad, sad, world. People are getting married too early in thier lives.  One of Terralyns close friends sent her a wedding invitation not too long ago, she asked me i...
Posted by Hurricane Dean on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:31:00 PST

Cant fix stupid

You know what, it's true what they say, you can't fix stupid. I'm inbetween jobs and my money is slowly dwindling. My Buick is inching it's way closer to death by the day, lastnight it jammed in secon...
Posted by Hurricane Dean on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:29:00 PST

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So, I talked with my sister, and we're cool. Despite everything between mother and I, I'm not gtting kicked out.  I should be working again here by next week. Hopefully by next month I ...
Posted by Hurricane Dean on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:21:00 PST