I like to curse and drink. Like Ty Cobb, but not as good a ballplayer. Still time to improve, though! Heh. Personality-wise people trying to be nice might call me "refreshingly honest" but someone who was actually BEING refreshingly honest would probably just say "utterly tactless." Point is there's not much of a disconnect between what I say and what I think, which sounds better on paper than it really is. Also, Dana has goaded me into taking one of these damn surveys. Laugh and I'll cut you.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lee
Birthday: 8/4
Birthplace: Birmingham, I think. We've moved a lot.
Current Location: Back in Birmingham, oddly enough.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on what I'm doing. Usually left.
Your Heritage: Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Beats the hell out of me. Probably the same ones I wore yesterday.
Your Weakness: Asian women.
Your Fears: Claustrophobia, and pretty much nothing else. But I'm a huge wimp about that one, so it evens out.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple and no sauce. Sure, it sounds gross NOW, but try it, I dare you.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Riding a dinosaur on the moon. It's important to have realistic goals.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "heh." Just can't stop, got to let people know I'm kidding SOMEHOW and I refuse to ever say "lol."
Thoughts First Waking Up: "BLAARGH NEED MORE SLEEP"
Your Best Physical Feature: I get a lot of compliments on my eyes, which is ironic because they don't work worth a damn.
Your Bedtime: No earlier than 1 am.
Your Most Missed Memory: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Pepsi or Coke: Neither.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, easy.
Single or Group Dates: Group dates are easier, but less fun. Tough call.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: Rarely.
Do you Swear: Constantly.
Do you Sing: Only if no one is around to hear me.
Do you Shower Daily: Unless I'm camping out, yeah, always.
Have you Been in Love: Not sure. I don't think so, though.
Do you want to go to College: I'm there now.
Do you want to get Married: Eventually, sure, but there's no hurry.
Do you belive in yourself: Depends on the subject.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not bad.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: From a distance, absolutely.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em.
Do you play an Instrument: Not really.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yep.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Can't remember, but I don't think so.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Probably.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yep.
Ever been Drunk: Yep.
Ever been called a Tease: Don't think so, heh.
Ever been Beaten up: Once or twice. I've won more than I've lost, though.
Ever Shoplifted: Yep.
How do you want to Die: Eaten by lions. That should make an interesting obituary.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Disgustingly rich. I've tried the poor thing, and I'm getting tired of it.
What country would you most like to Visit: Dana darlin, we are GOING to Peru, damnit. Start saving now, because I already am.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I like dark eyes.
Favourite Hair Color: Also dark...never been that into blondes.
Short or Long Hair: I usually prefer long hair, but short can be damn sexy on the right girl.
Height: Doesn't matter.
Weight: As long as it's not too far to either extreme I'm pretty easygoing on that score.
Best Clothing Style: Am I really supposed to have an opinion on this? Casual, I guess. Wait, lingerie! Is it too late to change my answer to lingerie?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Again, anything that's not too extreme is fine. No fascists or addicts, but prudes or party girls are fine.
Number of CDs I own: Wait, are these questions about ME now or still my ideal girl? I'll answer both, I guess. Me: no idea, her: don't care.
Number of Piercings: Me: none, her: I love piercings on a girl. Well, except facial piercings.
Number of Tattoos: Me: none yet, but thinking about it. Her: Tattoos are usually pretty hot. Except navel tattoos. Ladies, those look like you have incredibly hairy bellies from a distance. You've got to stop that.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to count.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Anyway. Politically I'm just liberal enough to worry my right-wing family and just conservative enough to enrage my left-wing friends, and that's the way I likes it. Surrounding yourself with people who think exactly the same way you do is basically just intellectual masturbation, don't you think?
