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About Me


"...the next Don Stroud."
-Trent Haaga

I am the shepherd...not one of the sheep.
I sculpt, make masks and create prosthetic appliances and effects for feature films. I've been doing this for over 12 years. I'm about as fresh as a FOGHAT concert...
Occasionally I (over)act in feature films too. You might remember me as "guy in bar" or "Thug #2" or the every popular "bum." I've had my face blown off and been ripped apart by giant killer scorpions...great success!
I've also been known to make rare public appearances and perform with TROGLODYTE , a Bigfoot-death metal band.
I am also an avid fan of PENTHOUSE FORUM and hope to some day publish a collection of my own, sordid sex-stories.
You can find me on iMDB or check out my crummy website, www.jeffreysisson.com .
Shameless Plug:
If I'm wearing a t-shirt, it's probably from these guys...


My Interests

I'd like to meet:






My Friend Space
I have NO friends, but-

Trent
I am legend,
he is god.
Amanda
really likes
my beard.
Jamie
is down
with
frozen
yogurt
Rachael
Friend of
the cat,
Tool AND
Jeff!
I am the shepherd...not one of the sheep.

My Blog

Nice pimp on FANGORIA.com!

FANGORIA.com posted a nice PR for TROGLODYTE's upcoming AMERICAN WASTE Festival appearance! CHEERS~!Check it out![J]
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:39:00 GMT

FINALLY EASTER BUNNY, KILL! KILL! for SALE/DOWNLOAD!!!

FROM THE MAKERS OF EASTER BUNNY, KILL! KILL! We’ve decided that we don’t need no stinking distributors with their non-existent advances and shady accounting practices! Right now, you can d...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:07:00 GMT

BONNIE AND CLYDE vs. DRACULA trailer!

The trailer for BONNIE AND CLYDE vs. DRACULA is online and can be viewed here.They are working hard on the editing/digital effects and are shooting to have a completed edit of the film by early 2008!W...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:22:00 GMT

EASTER BUNNY, KILL! KILL! on MySpace!

EASTER BUNNY, KILL! KILL! has a MySpace page and has posted a lurid teaser of the flick here. I didn't make the teaser, so you'll just have to wait to see me get my face blown off in the finished cut!...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:04:00 GMT