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Chris

My insanity is the only thing that keeps me sane.

About Me

If you are reading this, you are either a new friend, a curious soul, or just REALLY bored. What is there to know about me... I'm a poet, cook, comedian, and all around good guy (at least I like to think so.) I just starting working in my career, which is radio broadcasting. Currently I write and produce commercials for 8 stations in Lincoln. I also work as a news reporter for 1240AM KFOR, jock on Lincoln's Hit Music 106.3, and help out on ESPN 1480. I am one of those few people in the world that can say I love what I do. I work at a place where when I walk into my office, I don't feel like I'm going to work. It's a great feeling to be able to say that. But that's not all I do. Oh no my friends! I also work as a karaoke DJ at the Tack Room Bar in Lincoln. I'm there every Saturday from 9p-1a. Come check us out every Thursday-Sunday. You'll either see me or my good friend Shorty helping people rock the mic!! It's a good gig. I meet a lot of different people and I am a people person. But enough about me...

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How Your Attitude Ranks
Your Attitude is Better than 90% of the Population If you scored...80-100: You've got a winner attitude. You're always optimistic and cheery. Your personality will get you far in life.60-79: You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you.40 - 59: You have a positive attitude... somtimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones.20 - 39: You have an average attitude. You take the good and bad in life as they come. Though sometimes you could use a little more good.0-19: You have a negative attitude. You tend to see the dark side of every situation. Free ice cream? No thanks, it will just make you fat! How's Your Attitude?

Kareoke, music, playing my guitar when I have a chance, hanging out with friends, golfing, writing poetry, taking lightning and sunset photographs, cooking, baking... Yeah, that's right! A guy who likes to cook and bake!

You Are the Helper
2 You always put on a happy face and try to help those around you.You're incredibly empathetic and care about everyone you know.Able to see the good in others, you're thoughtful, warm, and sincere.You connect with people who are charming and charismatic. What number are you?

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I'd like to meet:

Those that have been through what is to come. Maybe even those souls that are living it now. The world we live in can be cold and uncaring. Just looking for those that care. It's not about how many friends you have, but rather the quality of friends. More doesn't always mean merrier... It just means less time for yourself.

Check out my blog at this website . It ain't much now, but I'll try to post different things on it regularly. Leave comments if you feel so inclined...

I've taken these pictures over the last few years I've lived in Lincoln. These are just a few of the better shots. Some just don't turn out the way you want. As I am able to take more, I'll post them.

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Name: Chris
Birthdate: 08/13/1980
Birthplace: North Platte, NE
Current Location: Lincoln, NE
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 175
Piercings: Left Ear
Tatoos: Right Shoulder, and left arm
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No
Overused Phraze: Calling people "Captain" or "Chief"
FAVORITES
Food: Saute Chicken with Peppers (something I just made up one night)
Candy: Mike & Ikes
Number: Infinity
Color: Red or Green
Animal: Gopher :)
Drink: Mt. Dew
Alcohol Drink: Captain & Coke
Bagel: Blueberry
Letter: uhhh.....
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Yes
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Choc.
Kiss or Hug: Whatever I can get
Dog or Cat: Dog (allergic to cats)
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny!
Love or Money: LOVE!!!
YOUR...
Bedtime: When I fall asleep
Most Missed Memory: Friends from years past
Best phyiscal feature: That's a toughy....
First Thought Waking Up: "Already??"
Goal for this year: Take it one day at a time. Strive to do my best in everything I do.
Best Friends: I can't put names... They are all my close friends!
Weakness: Desire to please everyone
Fears: Heights, Lost love
Heritage: English and German (I'm always at war with myself!)
Longest relationship: nearly 4 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yeah
Ever Smoked: once, never again!
Pot: once, never again!!
Ever been Drunk: oh yeah
Ever beaten someone up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
Ever Skinny Dipped: almost
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: green
Favorite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long: long
Height: short
Style: Laid back, but still likes to go out. Caring, but will put me in my place.
Looks or Personality: Personality! Looks start the flame, but pesonality keeps it ablaze!
Hot or Cute Looks are looks... Hot and cute are equally desirable
Drugs and Alcohol: Say NO to Drugs
Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny, but can still put up a good fight. ;)
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I don't like regrets. I am who I am because of what I've experienced.
What country do you want to Visit: England
How do you want to Die: That's not for me to ponder.
Been to the Mall Lately: not lately
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YES!!
Get along with your Parents: quite well actually
Health Freak: I have my moments
Do you think your Attractive: I don't think I'm ugly
Believe in Yourself: Yeah
Want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you Smoke: NO NO NO
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes!!
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: yup. Come out to the Tack Room in Lincoln to find out.
Want to get Married: Some day
Do you want Children: yeah
Have your future kids names planned out: Nothing narrowed down, but there are a few I like
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lost it already
Hate anyone: Once. But that was a long time ago

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||| 16%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||| 16%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

You name it! Love to listen to just about anything.

Your EQ is
160 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

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Movies:

Van Wilder, Boondock Saints, Major Leauge... and so many more! I can't name them all!!

You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.

While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?

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Television:

CSI (the original), South Park, Las Vegas, Family Guy, started watching House (not bad), pretty much anything that can keep my attention...

You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?

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You Are Dr. Pepper
You're very unique and funky, yet you still have a bit of traditionalism to you.
People who like you think they have great taste... and they usually do.

Your best soda match: Root Beer

Stay away from: 7 Up What Kind of Soda Are You?

Books:

I've actaully been trying to read more. I enjoy Dan Brown's books (author of Da Vinci Code), Simon Green, John Grisham, Shakespeare, and what ever poetry I can get my hands on.

You Are the Swedish Chef
"Bork! Bork! Bork!"
Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.
No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.
But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse The Muppet Personality Test

Heroes:

My Dad. Yeah, it's corny, but I wouldn't be who I am if it wasn't for his influence. Him and Superman... I mean come on!!

Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?

You are a happy drunk

When you are drunk, nothing gets you down. You are friendly with everyone, and probably get free drinks all the time because you are so nice to everyone.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Your Taste in Music:
90's Rock: Highest Influence
Alternative Rock: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
80's Rock: High Influence
90's Alternative: High Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

My Blog

What a speech!

Dr Cox... you speak words of wisdom and truth!  This could be me giving the speech and it would still hold true!! ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:15:00 PST

It’s True... Nice Guys do Finish Last!

What's the deal?  Seriously ladies.  What is the deal?  I don't understand why I can't hold on to a girlfriend.  Am I picking the wrong women?  Am I doing something wrong?&nbs...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:53:00 PST

This is DISGUSTING!

Husker Fans...This story should make you want to VOMIT!  How dare this person, or anyone stupid enough to act this way, tarnish the good name of Husker fans!!!!  This is terrible and quite h...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:54:00 PST

Here’s a little cheese with your WHINE!

I am getting sick and tired of all the bitching and moaning that I hear around here!  It seems people need to take a 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' perspective on life and get it over wi...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:01:00 PST

ZAP

So, there is a lot of talk going on about the student that was arrested and tasered at the University of Florida.  There is a huge uproar about what had happened.  I want to share my thought...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:35:00 PST

PHEW!

Well, I've been to two concerts in the last week... Last week was Dave Matthews Band.  Great show!  Loved it!!  They do not disappoint! Today, was the Bad Boys of Rock Show.  Holy ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:37:00 PST

How to have fun at work....

1. Tell your boss that they need to repaint the hallway and nearby rooms.  2. Ensure your work area is not ventilated in any way3. Enjoy how the paint fumes make you feel like you're walking...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:42:00 PST

ok... THAT was fun!

it's 3:20am, and I just got back into town from the Dave Matthews Band concert in Kansas City.  First off, that show was amazing!  DMB is one of the very few bands that sound better live tha...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:24:00 PST

Ahhh...

I feel better today.  I just chilled out and did nothing.  Well, not totally true.  I did go into work for a short time to take care of some urgent stuff.  But other than that... a...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:05:00 PST

Everywhere on the map!

Where to begin.  I'd like to think of myself as a positive person, but for some reason, tonight I find myself pissed off at the world.  Why?  Good question.  I just find myself bei...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:52:00 PST