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About Me

Just a basic guy, who is trying to make it in the world, work at a restaurant. I have recently purchased a bridge in Montana I'm planing on levying a fee to use the bridge perhaps some sort of toll. I hope that this is the start of a brand new standard of living for me!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the creators of B5 and Battlestar Galactica. They are the two writers that I most emulate. Joe Michael Straczynski creator of Babylon 5, and at one time he wrote for Spiderman. Ronald Moore 1/2 of the creative team of the New Battlestar Galactica series he also did some writing for Star Trek the next generation. That and I think I would like to meet that Heyzeus guy I heard he can totally score some wicked wine.

My Blog

The jerk store called, their running out of YOU!

        That's right ladies and gentleman it's THE GREATEST BLOG IN HUMAN HISTORY!  Before we go into the blog we have this quick commercial announcement from our sp...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:23:00 GMT

Whats shaking? Other then my house

               Yes folks we're back after three days with no power.  That's right Shawn and many others on his friends list was st...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:12:00 GMT

There once was a blog from Nantuckett,

Who's di, da I mean, it's THE GREATEST BLOG IN HUMAN HISTORY!    Well as many of you may have heard Shawn Waltmen was captured the other day.  First off for the record I was w...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:35:00 GMT

When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry.

       Ladies and Gentleman, We Got'em!           It is my honor to report that at 3:32 pm Pacific standard time the Pacific county sheriff...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT

Notice from the Pacific County Sheriffs Department

       Ladies and Gentleman , my name is Lt. Johnathan Morden of the Pacific County Sheriffs Dept..  We are currently on the look out for the author of this blog.&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:41:00 GMT

Does anyone remember when.....

     I ruled the world??  Well I do, Ladies and gentleman, HUMAN HISTORY"S GREATEST BLOG!  Yes I know, I know, thats not the name.  Unfortunately the title of GREATE...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 14:09:00 GMT

Penny for your blog??

Oh you want change, well then it must be time for THE GREATEST BLOG IN HUMAN HISTORY!  Tonight on THE GREATEST BLOG IN HUMAN HISTORY the continuation of the Hot Chocolate saga will........... not...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:46:00 GMT

Bringing forth the pain

   As if life could get any sweeter, it time for THE GREATEST BLOG IN HUMAN HISTORY!  This is however a special edition of THE GREATEST BLOG IN HUMAN HISTORY, because in this edition I ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:27:00 GMT

Meanwhile at the exact same location......

Ladies and Gentleman I have the misfortune to tell you about a new group that threatens to destroy THE GREATEST BLOG IN HUMAN HISTORY!!!! Could it be Crazed gun welding polar bears?? Could it be the U...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:03:00 GMT

Elvis Tribute Artists Threats or Menaces??

Welcome to THE GREATEST BLOG IN HUMAN HISTORY!  Tonight we are going to go IN DEPTH in to an epidemic that is sweeping our nation like a PLAGUE.  Their called ETA's, Elvisers, The Kings,&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 21:36:00 GMT