I was kicked out of girl scouts. I'm all for girl power, but I think grilling on the BBQ is a man's job. I’m scared of dolls. I truly believe they come alive at night to have tea parties to plot your death. I have never seen the video for Thriller. I’m sweet, but if you mess with me or one of my friends, I will take my earrings out. Don’t say I didn’t warn you when I punch you in the ovary. I'm in a gang called the Blonde Mafia and we kick ass. I used to be in roller derby and miss it very much. The majority of my wardrobe has skulls on it. I loathe mayonnaise. I also do not like avocados, but I love guacamole. My friends mean everything to me and I have the best group of friends anyone could ever ask for. Most of my friends I have known for years, but I have a lot of great new ones too. I want to travel to every continent before I die, just to see how other cultures and their people live. I killed Rodney Dangerfield. I absolutely hate the little stick figure family stickers people everywhere put on their minivans. I'm thinking about getting one of just a girl and a cat as a big F You to all the James/Heather/Madison/Justin/Kylie/Buffy/Scooby families out there. Do they make one that flips people off? I watch the Hills, and I’m almost not embarrassed to admit it. Every time I run a yellow light, I kiss my hand and touch my sunroof for good luck. I finally got my dream car after 6 whole years of waiting. And I like to listen to Tupac as loudly as possible when driving it. All you need is your friends, some 80’s music, and a dance floor to cure a bad mood. I think it’s really funny when kids swear, so I have to look away and hide my face. I’m not afraid to express how I feel about anyone or anything, and I expect the same of you. Oh, and I'm awesome.
