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The Original Kory

From delusion lead me to truth. From darkness lead me to light. From death lead me to immortality.

About Me

Hi, my name is Kory. I am 18 years old and I live in Sacramento, California. I grew up amish because my parents are from rural pennsylvania. My first memory was that of my mother churning butter in her conservative attire out on our porch. I recently graduated from Sacramento High School but it was hard for me, being amish and all, not to come in contact with electronics. People at my school used to tease me about being amish and chase me around school with their ipods. I really had a great time. I wish I could go back. Recently I enlisted in the navy and I scored high on my Asvab(88 I think) so they set me up in the nuclear engineering program and I will be going off to boot camp October 31st. Wish me luck!


Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority || 10%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||| 23%
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My Interests


    Females electronics politics monkey butlers The Navy

I'd like to meet:

People who will worship me as their messiah. No, just kidding... I'd like to meet friendly people who'd like to get to know me. Preferrably girls. ;)



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Music:

    Aphex Twins The Beatles Beck Blur Bob Dylan Boston Brotha Lynch Hung Cake The Clash Dave Matthews band Dead Prez Deftones Don Davis The Eagles Eric Clapton Fatboy Slim Foreigner Frank Sinatra Gorillaz Grand Funk Railroad The Guess Who Happy Hardcore Interpol Johnny Cash Journey Juno Reactor Kansas Korn Le Tigre Led Zeppelin Lil Jon Ludacris Marilyn Manson Mudvayne Neil Young Nine Inch Nails Oakenfold, Paul P.O.D Pale Pearl Jam Pink Floyd The Police Powerman 5000 The Prodigy Queen Radiohead Rage Against the Machine Rammstein Red hot Chili Peppers Rob Dougan Rob Zombie The rolling stones Scooter Smashing Pumpkins Soundgarden Steve Miller Band Styx Sublime Tech N9ne Tenacious D Tom Petty

I may have missed a few but who cares?

Movies:

Ok, I've probably seen all the movies since 1998

Television:

The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart The Colbert Report Family Guy Countdown w/Keith Olbermann Armstrong and Getty The Venture Brothers Robot Chicken Squidbillies

More to come...