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The Alcoholocaust (New Songs Up & Booking Tour

About Me

We are The Alcoholoaust, you're not. We drink,thrash,drug,fuck and fight to kill boredom and a general malaise for life. We are just about ready for our new album "Blood.Alcohol.Content" to be released on our own dime. We are booking a tour to support/promote it/us; "Tourin' it down yer throat". If yer band aint political,religious fuckn' hippy fux then maybe we can work with you. There will be more tours comin' as we plan to get the fuckn' notice out. Fuck the world (shits gonna blow up someday anyway, why should we care today), up the fuckn' punx (you know who you are) and cheers -MikeaholocaustI edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 07/02/2005
Band Website: yer already standn' on it dick
Band Members:
Influences: alcohol, drugs (preferably coke n weed, pills, acid, shrooms, pcp
Sounds Like: a vodka truck crashing into an orange juice tank. anyone care for a screwdriver?
Record Label: no fucking label

My Blog

Taking time off shows to record our new album

hey everybody out there in the ultranet and beyond.  hello to you over there checking yer comments, top of the mornin to you there on the barstool and a tip of me hat to the prostitute over there...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:31:00 GMT

MIKEAHOLOCAUST GOT RUN OVER BY A MINIVAN

well to those that love us u may cry, to those that hate us you'll laugh, to those that hate me it dont matter cuz i dont care... if there are any alcoholocaust shows coming up i'll have to perform v...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:55:00 GMT

the road pt 2

well once again the almighty Alcoholocaust and the undisputed heavywieghts LoafAss saddled up for another weekend of drugs rock and of course booze. We startred out in Pittsburgh at Excuses in the Sou...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:10:00 GMT

finally recorded, proper style

if yer reading this then chances are you heard our old songs and probably promised to never ever listen again.  I know cuz I felt the same.  So we got our shit together and cruised on o...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:08:00 GMT

the road...

So the Alcoholocaust hit the road last weekend for Philadelphia and New York where we did some drinking, spitting, farting, shitting, yelling, dry heaving, more drinking, a lot of driving, and... oh y...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:29:00 GMT

cranberry vodka necksprains.

   I'm sitting at the bar looking at this pigslut a few stools down. My mind is racing as I try to think of a clever pickup line, but unfortunately I've been drinking double Stoli's and cran...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:57:00 GMT

drinking on an empty brain.

   I dreamt I was in a band called the Cabbage Drivers, driving drunk with my dad careening off doors, wheelwells and bumpers of passing vehicles much to his disappointment as he tells me to...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 15:08:00 GMT