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i'm mall jones, who the hell are you?

Where are you, Jebus?!

About Me

I'm an Advertising student. That's right. Manipulative liars, that's what we are. I've learned important things like feathering, and starswipes.
Awh fuck this, I'm just gonna feather it. It's not complete until something's been feathered.
aaaaaaaaaaand starswipe... that was a pretty sweet starswipe.

I have big plans for myself in the future, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let anything get in the way of those plans. But first I've gotta do my placement & graduate. Then I'm on my way :)
I am super easy to piss off and annoy. Like, extremely easy. Soooo... I get sick of people real fast. I have character and refuse to let others sway me in any respect; beliefs, opinions, or otherwise. I believe that everyone should be treated with respect until you have good reason to treat them otherwise.
I deeply & truly believe in love because without love, you're never really living, only existing. It is also possible to love more than once. Definately.


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adopt your own virtual pet!
They keep each other company.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who isn't afraid to tattoo my name on his forearm because he has no doubt that we'll last forever.
If I could meet anyone dead or alive, they would have to be Hitler (to see what kind of guy he really was for myself), Nostradamus (just cause he is fascinating) and Marilyn Monroe. I shouldn't have to justify that last one.
And obviously Tom DeLonge, cause he's hot. Also, Billie Joe Armstrong.

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Music:


I listen to almost anything, except Rap & Country.
The all time greats: Led Zeppelin & Pink Floyd
Plus any other classic rock.
And I don't feel like naming the rest.

Movies:

Emperor's New Groove
Me, Myself & Irene
Requiem for a Dream
Ice Age
Old School
Donnie Darko
Road Trip
Ever After
& tons & tons more...

Television:

Futurama
Simpsons
the War at Home
Family Guy
Home Movies
Trailer Park Boys
That 70s Show
I have a huge crush on Steven Hyde/Danny Masterson :)

Books:

Animal Farm
The Handmaid's Tale
The Outsiders
Brightly Burning / Take a Thief
There Will Be Wolves

My Blog

Please...

go play in fucking traffic.Seriously.What the fuck.I could go on, but it'd be a waste of my time and yours....
Posted by i'm mall jones, who the hell are you? on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:39:00 PST

BEEF N' BIRD!

Fuck... dontchu love it when you get right FUCKED UP. And you take picutures. Then you look at them later, and yer like WTF when did I take that lol cause I sure as fuck don't remember taking those pi...
Posted by i'm mall jones, who the hell are you? on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:06:00 PST

Don't you hate it...

...when you play in the snow, and it gets into your boots, down your shirt and inside your mittens? Or when your friends tackle you to your stomach, sit on your back, and give you such massive snow wa...
Posted by i'm mall jones, who the hell are you? on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:33:00 PST